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Honestly the biggest disappointment I had researching ABC was that medieval authors did not, in fact, see the creatures they were describing and were trying their best to describe them with their limited knowledge while going “what the fuck… what the fuck…”

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*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

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What’s new pussycat?

OwO OwO OwO

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The “how many planks can you replace in a boat before it’s not the same boat anymore” puzzle, except “how many mods can you install on Skyrim before you’re not playing Skyrim anymore”

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Every session, we have one incredibly weird question. These are just a few.

Bard: can someone die of a weed overdose?

Dm, an EMT: no.

Me: you’re telling me that no one has ever died of a weed overdose?

Dm: nope

(Another session)

Me: do geese have a good sense of smell?

Dm: why the fork would I know?

Fighter: I’d assume not, birds typically don’t.

Me: so I looked it up, and they actually do. Comparable to humans actually.

Dm: *sighs* okay fine, the goose sniffs out the dude like a bloodhound.

(Yet another session)

Me: can sharks eat bread?

Ranger: considering they eat license plates and turn out fine, I’d say so.

(Different session, same chaos)

Me: IM SAYING, IS THE OCEAN A SOUP?

Druid: WHY THE FORK WOULD YOU NEED TO KNOW

Me: BECAUSE I NEED TO OUTSMART A WIZARD TO GET MY KNIFE BACK.

I did not get my knife back.

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Cats and train miniature

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my only advice to all the girls out there is to wear weird shit. just do it

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KATRINA’S REWATCH OF TOS IN THE YEAR 2021

STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES S1E03 | Where No Man Has Gone Before

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This show was the funniest fucking thing

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A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

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An eye-opening perspective (Source)

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My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked

like why’s it gotta be so accurate

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I made some fake frozen dinners for lazy people

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Lent

This comic was inspired by @gyolove‘s post about Kurt observing Lent and what he might give up.  Huge thanks to @evilsnowswan for the German translations!

Continued in Part 2