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shout out to rincewind for pretending to cast a spell and then kicking a guy directly in the nuts while he was waiting for the spell to kick in and hit him. iconic how not good at wizard shit he is

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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

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To the fucking monster who ran over my brother's cat and left her in the road, may you never know a moment of peace ever again. May every misfortune come your way.

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I need everyone to see how amazing my tits looked the other night at dinner

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"There are three types of people in the world:

Alive

Dead

And dead to me."

-Only Murders In the Building

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"It's all trickery. They keep you down and when they piss off some other country, you have to fight for them! It's only your country when they want you to get killed!"

-Sir Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

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Granny Weatherwax and her bees

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I wouldn't call Pratchett's writing unhorny. He's just a tease. He absolutely loves to imply that horny things are happening just offstage where you can't see. Discworld is soaked in love and sex, but the books are about one guy trying to solve a dwarf murder.

I think one of my favorite jokes he ever makes is the timeskip where it's implied that Carrot learns what sex is.

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Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

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apparently male spiders in many species have evolved a behavior to catapult away from females after sex to avoid getting eaten but then many of these spiders will go back to the same females as before and attempt to have sex with them again 😭

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I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao