theformerbastard

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Saw these dope flowers when I was walkin' home. Why was I walkin'? Funny story. Someone stole my goddamn bike. Isn't that hilarious? I certainly thought so.

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My favorite rude crude dude @dumpsterfire-phoenix tagged me to spell out my url in songs so here go:

The Cowboy in the Continental Suit - Marty Robbins

Have Mercy - The Judds

Everybody Knows This is Nowhere - Neil Young

Forever Young - Alphaville

Ohio - Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young

Return of the Grievous Angel - Gram Parsons

Maggie May - Rod Stewart

Everywhere - Tim McGraw

Ramblin' Fever - Merle Haggard

Better Love Next Time - Dr. Hook

All Your Favorite Bands - Dawes

Still the Same - Bob Seger

Three Marlenas - The Wallflowers

Anything but Down - Sheryl Crow

Red Dirt Girl - Emmylou Harris

Demon Tied to a Chair in My Brain - Dax Riggs

@trovaami @aviendable @ohhelloholly @tisthefairy11-blog @sinofme you're up. If you want. This was actually super fun.

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It didn't take as long as I thought it would.

• I seem to cry a lot more these days. Not sure what that's about.

• I wish that moon pic wasn't so goddamn blurry. Looked cool as fuck irl.

• There's a lead position open at work but I don't know if I wanna apply for it. I'm comin' up on one year quick and I'm havin' some thoughts. On one hand, I have this desire to move up higher and attempt to make some big changes. On the other, I feel like my efforts could be better spent. On what? I don't fuckin' know. Thirty fuckin' seven and I still feel lost.

• That ice cream is good as fuck btw. Consider this a psa. Getchu some.

• I need to pick a movie to fall asleep to. Should only take an hour or so, give or take.

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• I seem to cry a lot more these days. Not sure what that's about.

• I wish that moon pic wasn't so goddamn blurry. Looked cool as fuck irl.

• There's a lead position open at work but I don't know if I wanna apply for it. I'm comin' up on one year quick and I'm havin' some thoughts. On one hand, I have this desire to move up higher and attempt to make some big changes. On the other, I feel like my efforts could be better spent. On what? I don't fuckin' know. Thirty fuckin' seven and I still feel lost.

• That ice cream is good as fuck btw. Consider this a psa. Getchu some.

• I need to pick a movie to fall asleep to. Should only take an hour or so, give or take.

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Bein' an analog dude in a digital world is gettin' harder n harder and it's puttin' me in a foul mood.

I use an antenna because I don't wanna pay for wifi and I'm over all the bullshit that comes with streaming services. Problem is, for some reason, my antenna only picks up a few channels and they're...glitchy? I don't even know the word.

I finally bought an adapter to hook my 64 up to the tv I was forced to buy because the tv I've had for years refused to work without bein' hooked up to the wifi that I, as previously stated, refuse to get. Probbbbbbblem IS...it's not workin' right. Crapped out on me mid-game.

Oh! My phone! Finally gave in and bought a new one a few months ago. PRobLEm IZZZZZZ...I didn't wanna spend what I consider to be a fortune so I went with an iphone 12 which is perfectly fine for my needs EXCEPT that it keeps goddamn tellin' me that it doesn't have enough ass for the four new emojis update.

I realized as I was typin' that silly shit out that there are so many other fuckin' things goin' on in the world that matter so much more and I should probably get some fuckin' perspective.

I'm just frustrated that nothin' I do ever seems to be good enough.

Boom! Bet you weren't expectin' such a melodramatic turn, were ya?! Well, neither was I.

I guess I can do a Sons of Anarchy or Buffy re-watch. Silver linings n whatnot.

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[theformerbastard]

Tremors (1990)

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me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

[theformerbastard]

What’s your favorite position

1st place on rainbow road

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shopdixi

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• Tried to post the other day and it got ate.

• Saw this super cool @dumpsterfire-phoenix coded painting in an office the other day.

• I tried like hell to get that second one centered, but I stood there for a minute or two lookin' up and started to feel silly. Turned out kinda neat tho.

• Work was absolutely draining today. I just feel so goddamn disrespected.

• Ordered dinner because I couldn't be arsed to fix anything and then I put on To Wong Foo to try n lighten my mood. Had the unexpected side effect of cryin' my fuckin' eyes out. I love it so much.

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i think a cross country road trip with disposable cameras and stops at odd landmarks and quirky roadside attractions while collecting trinkets as souvenirs along the way would fix me

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Portrait of a crow

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Hey, that’s my mutual I wanna fuck. Go get your own. 😤😤😤😤

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