"oh come on, guys! what the hell are you gonna do? sing kumbaya? wake up. take a breath. do you smell that? that's death. it's not for stan. it's not for mike. it's not for henry bowers. it's for us. it's in the air. losers fight it, losers die. and you know that, don't you captain?" Masterlist
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Mike Hanlon: *gently pushes fur out of a stuff animal’s eyes*
Mike Hanlon: You can see
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my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess
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mike wheeler is soft protection, reminders that will is loved and never alone
richie tozier is fierce loyalty, teasing eddie mercilessly so he knows he doesn’t see him as fragile
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i just wanna say this and if you disagree i will fucking fight you i am literally not kidding
the scooby doo movies cyber chase, zombie island and alien invaders were some of the best childhood movies ever made okay zombie island had the best soundtrack to and it had fucking zombies okay, cyber chase was incredibly imaginative especially with the video game versions of the gang. and alien invaders was just feely with the girl and her dog having to leave shaggy and scooby at the end.
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this is just your daily fucking reminder that mike wheeler said becoming friends with will byers was, and i quote, “the best thing i’ve ever done”
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Who needs Halloween makeup when you already have the dark eye circles and the half dead look
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y’all: being in the IT fandom when you’re over 18 makes you weird and a pedophile
me, an intellectual:
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i'm working on fanfiction again
incase anyone cares lmfao
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booty shorts that say “god won't let me die” on the ass
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Eddie: hey guys
Stan: how the fuck did you do that
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I miss you 👻
THIS ACCOUNT WAS SO INACTIVE FOR SO LONG BUT I MISS YOU TOO IM GUNNA CRY OH MY LORD
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richie tozier is the type of boy that would buy a juul just for the memes and then deep throat it on accident
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I love hanging out with baby boomers my mom was driving and we passed a “road work ahead” sign and obviously i have no self control so now she thinks I’m the funniest person she knows
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