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Testament: Oh dear! My opponent is attempting to close the distance on me so that they may inflict physical harm on me and win the match on their own terms! If only there were some way for me to keep them at bay....

The humble Grave Reaper:

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new ice cream flavors:

in which blood is spilled

oil on canvas

the people's flavor

strawberry in repose

birthday clown

butter pecan: the reckoning

carboniferous crunch

burnt

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We will be adding "I Really Want To Stay At Your House" from Cyberpunk alongside Lucy Kushinada in the upcoming Guilty Gear Strive update in an attempt to balance the new character. By selecting this BGM, you will be able to make any opponent who has watched Cyberpunk: Edgerunners cry on command, giving you a tactical advantage! Always remember to Gear on Gearsters!

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hey man do you need something

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a word of encouragement to my followers:

look, i know what it feels like to feel like you're holding yourself together through sheer force of will. but remember this: will is fucking cracked. like that dude can 3-cycle every enemy in the game i don't know how he does it. plus he can like, put away like 10 hot dogs in one sitting. ok. the force of will is a lot. i don't know how many hours he's put in the game i just know that he's willing to help carry through the hard levels of you ask. yes even on max difficulty. i have no clue where will came from but i envy the cushions of his throne.

always remember: where there's will, there's a way. and that dude seems to always have free time so he can be like anywhere, any time. like i have no clue what catastrophic forces of universal karma must have collided in order to create a man as beautiful as he. the only unfortunate thing is that he's named william like that feels like a pretty archaic name idk. he asked to be called willy once but nobody could take that seriously so he switched back. i feel kinda bad honestly. we frankly don't deserve him in our friend group but he stayed anyway (don't get me started on frank).

yeah basically this post is a shout out to will. thanks man. you're the best.

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seattle's uneasy truce with the giant skeletons

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every time i say "i'm back" i get back to be inactive i am sorry you must get used to this until i get vacations ya'll

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any guilty gear updates mr daisuke?

Happy Chaos Has Drowned

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The mussel mommy I’ve been trying to hit up: When I was a youngster this stream had never been dammed before! Am I happy that after 50 years brown trout like you can once again incubate my babies :)

Me [heard “incubate my babies” and got so hard I feel nauseous]: I think I hauve glochidia

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"i'm old and obsolete, nobody bothers to watch tv anymore, nobody wants me" BRO YOU ARE FIFTEEN FEET TALL. THE LAKERS! THE LAKERS NEED YOU! THEY NEED YOU SO BAD!!

YOU SHOULD BE BALLIN!!

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One pet peeve that I can’t stop complaining about to my family and friends is people who are strangely convinced that extinct animals existed for them and them only, and get mad or upset when our perception of them updates to be more accurate. I’m talking people who say that palaeontologists “ruined” or “nerfed” dinos or any traditionally cool ancient animal. It’s like — you do realise that this isn’t something scientists do on purpose to fuck with you, right? This isn’t some reboot of the “dinosaur franchise”. These are actual animals that lived and breathed and we thought they were a certain way but they weren’t really that way and now we know a little bit more about the way they were. Like being just a bit shorter or having lips or feathers doesn’t remove the fact that these animals are still cool and apex predators and efficient animals that were good at what they did and stuff?? What do you mean they were “nerfed”

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Today's Seal Is: The Resemblance Is Uncanny

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made a new incense holder

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Robo-Ky overheated and crashed onto the floor afterwards