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hairy chest>>>>>>>
hairy pits>>>>>>>>
hairy stomach>>>>
hairy thighs>>>>>>
hairy legs>>>>>>>>
hairy men>>>>>>>>
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dude you are really good at video games. that's so cool. would you like to use your penis to have sex with me?
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Just finished watching Elio and something I want to talk about:
ELIO MADE OLGAS DREAM COME TRUE!! SHE WANTED TO BE AN ASTRONAUT!! SHE WANTED TO GO TO SPACE!! Elio was the reason she had to put her dream aside, AND was the reason she got to experience it 10x more than anything on Earth would have allowed.
Elio thought he was the reason Olga couldn’t chase her dreams but in reality he was the reason she got to.
With that being said: STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW DISNEY ISNT MAKING ANY MORE ORIGINALS AND GO FUCKING SUPPORT AN ORIGINAL MOVIE!! IT STOPS BEING A ‘BOX OFFICE FAILURE’ WITH US!! (Not actually I’m not gonna sit here and blame its ‘failure’ on the fanbase that’s 100% disneys fault it didn’t do as good as it should have don’t blame yourself yall it’s the evil corpos fault).
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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art
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*Winnie the Pooh voice* down on your knees & beg for forgiveness
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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry
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Imagine two men, rubbing their penises together, sexually. But- get this- they're both straight. Do you like it?
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so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go
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