the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex
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Ice age children frolicked in 'giant sloth puddles' 11,000 years ago, footprints reveal
More than 11,000 years ago, young children trekking with their families through what is now White Sands National Park in New Mexico discovered the stuff of childhood dreams: muddy puddles made from the footprints of a giant ground sloth.
Few things are more enticing to a youngster than a muddy puddle. The children — likely four in all — raced and splashed through the soppy sloth trackway, leaving their own footprints stamped in the playa — a dried up lake bed. Those footprints were preserved over millennia, leaving evidence of this prehistoric caper, new research finds.
The finding shows that children living in North America during the Pleistocene epoch (2.6 million to 11,700 years ago) liked a good splash. “All kids like to play with muddy puddles, which is essentially what it is,” Matthew Bennett, a professor of environmental and geographical sciences at Bournemouth University in the U.K. who is studying the trackway, told Live Science. Read more.
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Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI
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Poem from The Backwater Sermons by Jay Hulme.
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Straight people on a date: lets go to a toga party and get drunk and almost kiss but not really because I’ll die
Gay people on a date: lets go to a fucked up magical forest so I can figure out why I’m being possessed by a demon, adopt a child, and nearly drown in acid together <3
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Also I was looking at 2021 in paleontology and apparently this year we discovered this awful shark that is wider than it is long
why
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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
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bestie is just becoming the chiller version of comrade
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