The down with the cis bus is real I know I was hiding in the luggage compartment.He/Him (he/they if we’re friends) Born to write silly little stories, forced to live under capitalism. 21+
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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i speak for the trees and the trees fucking hate the US government
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the doctor (aside from fourteen and fifteen to some degree) strikes me as one of those people who is fully supportive and aware of neurodivergence but is unable to recognise it in themself. and every time someone is like "doctor I think you're audhd" they're like no! no don't be ridiculous. these are just regular time lord quirks we're all very avoidant and high energy and sensitive to sound and rejection and texture and mindbendingly obsessed with one or two specific things. and then it turns out their points of reference for that are the master and the rani
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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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Jesus fucking christ what a disgusting bitch that woman is. Literally complaining about a trans woman existing in public and working a job.
The anti-trans hysteria du jour on perfidious Albion is that a retail employee who was trans asked a mother and child shopping at her store if they needed any help
That’s it
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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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funniest thing about dnd is that I made my character a failson specifically to make a rich guy suffer, but I keep rolling really high on important things, so everything has been working out for him really well, and his belief that rich people should never face any consequences just keeps getting reinforced again and again
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Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000
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At this point if you think I'm trying to sell people Atlantis pseudohistory shit you are just an idiot I'm sorry.
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my dear friend just looked up from the hat she's crocheting for a very large spherical rock we found in the river and said, in a slightly haunted tone that revealed this was the first time she was having this thought, "i should make something for my cousin's real human baby"
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Bunny bitea you. Bunny bitea you. Bunny bitea you. My Brutal Bunny Attacks
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nearly fucking choked in my gender clinic appointment today when asked “what would you do if you had thoughts of suicide or self harm now?” and all i could think to say was “i would get out there and vote”
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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We need to study the powerful psychic field around tumblr posts that causes people to hallucinate entire lines and paragraphs that are not present in the actual text
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