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it’s so amazing
we should really keep that year-round




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but the crappy red wine makes everything better, doesn’t it??




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mhm! the gods totally don’t enjoy fucking with our lives and turning us into child soldiers! we’re completely fine :)




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You haven’t taken a shower?? Leo!
*dips you in a vat of honey*
"ok, that's kinda nasty but I guess I finally have to take that shower I've been prolonging " ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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you guys see what happens when i plan something
PJO Trauma Candy Salad Part 2!
Part 1
Piper McLean is both an agent of chaos and a woman of the people. After the success of the seven’s trauma candy salad video, she begs (and bribes) a few of the others to join in. The video goes viral, and they end up as a trending topic for 3 days.
Reyna: Hello, my name is Reyna, and I got kidnapped by pirates after Percy Jackson destroyed my home…I brought peach rings.
Will: Hi, I’m Will, and my dad and I are the same age. I’m putting in fruit gummies.
Rachel: Hey everyone, I’m Rachel, and the first time I met Percy, he tried to stab me with a sword. I’m adding nerds gummy clusters.
Percy: My name is Per-
Piper (behind the camera): Percy, you already went last time.
Annabeth (also behind camera): Just let him do it; he needs this.
Percy: My name is Percy Jackson, and I was kidnapped by my aunt and assumed dead for six months. I brought shark gummies!
Clarisse: What’s up, I’m Clarisse, and I was one of four survivors of a boat explosion in the Bermuda Triangle. I brought some warheads extremes.
Magnus: Hey, I’m Magnus, and after my mom was murdered by wolves in front of me, I spent two years living on the streets. I’m adding sour patch kids.
Nico: Nico just stares directly into the camera for a few seconds while pouring in black chocolate rocks. "I know what hell actually looks like."
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RAAAAH guess who’s back on their PJO grind
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damn now I gotta pick between the girl who gave me a ring and shel…
can i request piper and shel?
may i offer shel pulling the classic "you look cold, take my jacket" move every chance she gets
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Got you flowers!! 💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐
thank you for the flowers!!
in return have some strawberries
🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓
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I'll pay you 10,000 drachmas to accept the proposal
im sorry… im married to annabeth….
on second thought
she doesn’t have to know
now let us run away into the sunset
#piper says silly stuff#ooc: this caught me off guard lmao /pos#ooc: i will marry you for giving me an ask 🙏#ooc: idk if pipabeth is a thing in this rp (ive been inactive) but if it is…annabeth will just not exist :)#ooc: lmao
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i dont know shit is always happening
i cant
i would if i could
So it turns out the bottomless pit is in fact not bottomless
*loud thump*
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yes but nico is always doing this
one time he contacted percy from another universe because will was almost dead
i just always happen to find him while he does this i dont know why
So it turns out the bottomless pit is in fact not bottomless
*loud thump*
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nico is just always interacting with people outside of this universe and dimension
So it turns out the bottomless pit is in fact not bottomless
*loud thump*
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