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one of the funniest scenes ive seen in a while
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You've never gotten high?
one time i was at this party where everyone was high and i was the only one not smoking and this dude told me “those that are above the influence….. are always the highest of them all” and that will stick with me forever
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I'd like to make a request. An Iron Maiden... but with hands instead of spikes. Think about it.
why even stop there lets keep this awful finger train goin
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unova had some of the most complex, most interesting pokemon designs in the entire series. you cannot change my mind
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Can we please just start oppressing gamers now?
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me when Keanu Reeves is in cyberpunk77 and looking sexy as fuck to boot so I have to buy it but this game’s actual pr team wont stop making “did you assume my gender” jokes on their twitter

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Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives
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I used to think there was nothing more frustrating than a good story told badly, but then I discovered the truth: real hell is when the person telling the story is actually great at it, but one of the people present doesn’t know how to be a good listener and keeps dragging the story off track with tangentially relevant questions and badly timed interjections.
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Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever
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Gargoyles that were once broken revived with kintsugi but now forever undead.

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y'all ever get bored but like in an angry way….like you keep picking things up and putting them down bc none of them is The Right Thing and you have like pent up manic energy but absolutely nothing is holding your interest long enough to release it and you’re just >:(
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