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There are things other people have said that you remember but they don’t, and there are many things you have said and done that other people remember but you don’t.
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what if you woke up one day and you were hot
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by Caley Hicks
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The fact that there’s a highway to Hell but only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic volume.
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Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
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if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it
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So my friends getting his leg amputated today, and he’s texting me and he goes “This sucks! I’m losing all my tattoos.”
I’m like “That’s what you’re worried about? What about your leg?”
He goes “I DIDN’T PAY FOR MY LEG!!!”
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