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A loving, married couple wake up one day to find that they have returned to their high school days, when they were the most popular student and the class geek.

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I love how Dungeon Meshi has so many heartfelt little group interactions that usually you’d only get from fanworks. Like what do you mean that “Chilchuck is good at braiding hair because he would braid his daughters’, so he braids Marcille’s hair when she’s too depressed to take care of it” isn’t from a fanfic??

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you’re hearing it more and more

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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me: sitting here drawing a bunch

my left hand: ow. ow. ow. i hurt.

me: you're. not even the hand i'm drawing with. you're just chilling. what is your fucking problem.

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So one thing I’ve noticed is that people’s DnD characters may vary but there is usually an underlying thread that they all have in common. This thread is typically related to what that person struggles with the most.

For instance, my betrotheds DnD characters: a bitchy warlock we had to bust out of two different pacts, a sassy barbarian, a reformed drow cultist, and a sunshine fighter cleric.

All these characters were wildly different but at their very core struggle was them grappling with their self worth. My betrothed struggles with their worth a great deal and even with different facets showing their characters all have that too.

Mine all tend to contend with different themes of loneliness and acceptance. Surprise, surprise, the little autistic gremlin yearns to have been met with more love and lasting friendships.

So we’re at breakfast. I am meeting a new friend of my betrotheds for the first time. It’s been twenty minutes since I’ve met this man. I say my theory. He laughs. He starts to describe a few of his characters but specifies that he often has healing aspects. He gives a very broad overview of their character arcs.

I ponder for a moment then said, “Would you like to have my assessment?”

He laughed, “Sure!”

“We’ve just met. It’s gonna get real.”

“Bring it on.”

“I think your struggle is that you feel you must offer something of value or service to people to be worthy of their love.”

His jaw dropped. His fork froze midway to his mouth. A potato fell. He stared into space as this sank in. Quietly he said, “Oh.”

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i am chronically online but not in a way that others recognise unless they are also an active tumblr user in the year 2023 🫡

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my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-22/food-plant-solutions-malnutrition-farming-edible-plants/12580732

https://fms.cmsvr.com/fmi/webd/Food_Plants_World

This guy is my new hero. I LOVE learning about native food plants that just grow everywhere without human help.

The database is a little clunky to use (especially on a phone), but still loads of excellent information.

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tumblr users will have the most inaccessible, unreadable, low contrast, flashing carrd you can possibly imagine, with a dni full of insider acronyms with no translation and numerous link buttons labelled with cryptic captions, and then go ahead and put “ableists dni and kys!” on that carrd

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cute transfem ctommy headcanon! oh she sews up her friends’ clothes that’s so cute. aw she cries of happiness when someone calls her shroud’s mom i get why that would be gender affirming. man all the clothes she’s wearing are really pretty this doesn’t seem super practical for someone who likes to run around and build and fight people. oh she doesn’t like violence anymore and she’s soft spoken and sweet oh ok. and she’s not angry. and she just sits and patches holes. okay

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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

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Pre-dsmp, right?

One summer c!wilbur finds an old van for sell and it’s worth about $50 bucks. The roofs completely gone, no one knows what happened to the floorboards, and there’s no possible way you can drive that thing.

But yet he gets hyperfixated on fixing it one summer because he had an argument with Tommy if he could do it or not.

So c!clingyduo spends their entire school vacation following their brother to hardware stores and libraries. and they hate it at first, but don’t worry eventually they get interested in fixing the van too after talking to Jack manifold about it. and Wilbur is soooo jealous they liked the idea when Jack talked about it but they didn’t care when it was his plans. Anyways

But like just imagine c!clingyduo sitting in wet grass at night, and their sighing because they just wanna go inside since it’s been hours. c!wilburs completely silent as he lays under the van, taking out screws that should’ve remained where they were. his clothes are covered in oil and grease and when they finally go in for dinner Phil makes a snarky comment on how sweaty they are. But it’s too late to give up on the poor piece of machinery now.

But also imagine how happy they are after it’s finished. And Tommy puts those keys in for the first time in years and it cranks. Wilbur and tubbo smile like kids. but what do they do with the van now?

And then they start a revolution or whatever

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WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN