thegoldenvacker

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soo

Dex am I right?

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[thegoldenvacker]

WHO IS THIS

Hello all!

My name is Fitzroy Avery Vacker. I've been told you all probably know me...? I don't know how, but anyways, Sophie told me to make this 'blog'. So here I am.

Uh, do I put information here? Hi, I'm Fitz. I'm sixteen, and I like baking and writing.

My sister's name is Biana, my best friend is Keefe, and some of my other friends are Sophie, Tam, Linh and Dex. (Dex is annoying at times, though...)

Do I put...anything else here? Favourite colour or something? I don't know.

Anyways, you can send me asks, apparently? You can go ahead and do that if you want. I might need some help from Sophie or Dex to understand how to answer them, though...

help me please

Ooc info:

Helloo! @icantrememberwhoiwaslastdecember here! My new fitz vacker rp blog! This is a whole separate account, so that I am able to send asks if needed <3

Rules of this blog:

No nsfw

Please don't be rude in asks if you don't like Fitz

Don't be weird/disgusting in asks

Please send asks!! :D This isn't related to any other rp blogs, but if they'd like to interact, that's completely fine <3

tags:

#fitzy goes wild - original posts

#fitzy's reblogs - reblogs

#the vacker answers - asks

#sienna is here - anything ooc

Fitz speaks in blue, by the way.

@the-soul-detectives @multi-fandom-lunatic @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities (just tagging some fitz lovers i know <3)

[thegoldenvacker]

I like baking

[thegoldenvacker]

I'm heading there.

I hate your girlfriend.

-@dex-disney

She's not my girlfriend

[thegoldenvacker]

How about I prove to you that I've moved on from her?

I hate your girlfriend.

-@dex-disney

She's not my girlfriend

[thegoldenvacker]

Don't be dramatic, honey

I hate your girlfriend.

-@dex-disney

She's not my girlfriend

[thegoldenvacker]

Dex.

I hate your girlfriend.

-@dex-disney

She's not my girlfriend

[thegoldenvacker]

She's probably joking

I hate your girlfriend.

-@dex-disney

She's not my girlfriend

[thegoldenvacker]

hello everyone!

I’m Dex Dizznee. uh what else do I put here? I’m a Technopath, and proud hater of Fitz the Golden Boy. I’m also part of Team Valient, so that’s pretty cool.

People I know-

@thegoldenvacker Fitzy (I don’t love him shut up-)

@themoonlarkorwhatever My best friend and cousin!

@littlemisssparklesandglitter Wonderboys sisterrr

@this-is-tam the one who doesn’t like Biana (no one believes you tam)

@that-cool-mesmer-dad My fav uncle!!

@the-juveline-mind deserves to rot in exile.

[thegoldenvacker]

I hate your girlfriend.

-@dex-disney

She's not my girlfriend

[thegoldenvacker]

Is someone jealous? 🤨 - @the-juveline-mind

You better not have been stalking my account.

[thegoldenvacker]

Why

Hey fitzy can I talk to you?

-@dex-disney

Hey Dex

[thegoldenvacker]

Dex.

Hey fitzy can I talk to you?

-@dex-disney

Hey Dex

[thegoldenvacker]

... Does she have a Tumblr

Hey fitzy can I talk to you?

-@dex-disney

Hey Dex

[thegoldenvacker]

post-Ithaca saga

Penelope: (sleeping peacefully in bed after some of the best sex of her life) (wakes up to some strange mumbling beside her)

Penelope: (looks over at her husband, who is dead to the world, but also-)

Odysseus: (cuddled up to her) mnnngnhmhhh mmhhhgmppmm… ‘mm the monster rawrrr rawr rawrr

Penelope: …

Odysseus: raaawwwrrrrrr

[thegoldenvacker]

Nothing. Brush it off. How did you contact Juveline?

Hey fitzy can I talk to you?

-@dex-disney

Hey Dex

[thegoldenvacker]

Thought you'd appreciate people talking about me

Hey fitzy can I talk to you?

-@dex-disney

Hey Dex