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still thinking about wolf 21

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AU Where Damian Lives On Tim's Boat After Bruce Abandons Him In Gotham War

Inspired by DinoMightyMiranda on TikTok.

Tim: So Damian's gonna be staying on the Marina with me for a little while.

Damian: Despite the fact this place looks like a murder shack.

Bernard: *instantly emotionally adopts him*

Tim: It's hard being a single mom. Especially when you're a young adult man, he's actually your brother, and he keeps telling your boyfriend he can do better.

Damian: What do you see in Drake?

Bernard: *pulling up slideshow presentation* I'm glad you asked.

Damian: That was rhetorical-

Bernard: Too late! You're watching if you want me to keep making your favorite meals.

Damian: ... Proceed.

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

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what happened to the chernobyl elephant's foot? you guys used to love the elephant's foot

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Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day

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It annoys me unreasonably when you want to ask people "what bird and what mammal would make the worst gryphon" as a fun thought exercise, and people with no joy and no imagination always interpret it as "a gryphon that sucks, is physically impossible, and would hate being alive", and - being predictable and lacking in imagination - always, always answer with "a hummingbird and a blue whale lol".

Like come on. Why do you have to suck the fun out of everything. Why not use a fraction of imagination and delightful whimsy. Imagine the combination of a mouse and a sparrow. That creature would be merciless, burtal, absolutely determined to get into your trash and has the power of both wings and hands to do its will. Or a crow and a cat - that thing is smart enough to fuck with people and not afraid to do it. Imagine the ungodly shriek of the noble fox-seagull, also determined to get into your trash.

A gryphon that is a combination of a kangaroo and a cassowary. The only proof we have of a loving god is the fact that those things do not exist. If hell is real, it's full of them. That thing can't fly, but it will run you down, it will kill you, and you will look stupid the whole entire time you're dying.

Why would the first thing that pops into your mind at the words "the worst gryphon" automatically be "a gryphon that hates being alive". Can you not picture a gryphon that fucking loves being alive, and has both the power and the will to make it everyone else's problem.

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Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

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amazing news for the bisexual community

"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please

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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

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No middle sliders, but if you have an "it depends", put it in the tags or reblogs!

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Dungeon Meshi Convention Episode

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good books (I’m a kindle girlie though)

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

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I made a comic about Godzilla. 

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