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thegrantwater · 1 day
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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.
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thegrantwater · 1 day
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Spongebob does not masturbate
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thegrantwater · 1 day
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i feel like a trait of “tumblr sexyman” that’s getting lost as of late is. the incomprehensibility of it all. i will see characters who are just like, conventionally attractive anime men be referred to as sexymen and its like. no. no. like its not just “any dude some tumblr people lose their shit for”, a fundamental part of the experience of like, learning about tumblr sexyman is that your initial reaction to learning a character is a sexyman is to go “how the fuck could ANYONE ever find this sexy”. a shortstack funny comedy skeleton. a character from a dr seuss book whose only viewable limbs are their arms. the incredibly low poly model of a half life 1 security guard. your first reaction upon learning what the sexyman is should be confusion and bafflement. it’s core to the whole concept.
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thegrantwater · 1 month
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do you think insight can be gained about an author from the stories they write?
no. authors are like squids and can only be understood through spirited but ultimately futile combat
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thegrantwater · 2 months
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comments on fanfics
I thought about writing this post for a long time and decided, fuck it, I'm gonna write this.
All over my dash I see people being disappointed because nobody is leaving comments on ao3 anymore/rebloging things on tumblr.
And the only thing I can think about this is: it's so true.
Two weeks ago I posted the epilog of my 60k words fanfic (I've been writing on it for almost a year and got some positive feedback on it) and I got ZERO comments, or kudos on the epilog.
I can see that people kicked on it, but I have no idea whether they liked it or not. (And I used to get a comment on my story now and then)
Last week I posted the first extra chapter (I planned three of these) and also got no reaction.
No I'm just sitting here, wondering if my writing is just true shit.
This is also the reason I was hesitate to post this. Maybe it's not the people and just that shithole of a story I've been writing.
Things like are just running around my head now and must say that the motivation to even finish those extra chapters is gone.
GUYS, IF YOU LIKE A FANFIC PLEASE LET THE AUTHOR KNOW, IT MEANS SO MUCH TO THEM.
So if you read a good story, not some bullshit like mine, write that comment.
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thegrantwater · 3 months
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happy superb owl sunday!!
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thegrantwater · 3 months
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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
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thegrantwater · 4 months
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i NEED her in a way that creates a new sin in the bible!!
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thegrantwater · 4 months
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Reblog for good luck if you saw purple!!!
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thegrantwater · 4 months
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imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what
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thegrantwater · 4 months
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i think having a sharp object held to my throat can be very very romantic. intimate. sexy, even. this is because i am normal.
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thegrantwater · 4 months
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you know how when you go out in the middle of the woods, your phone loses internet service? that is because the trees naturally protect you from the evil dark energy rays generated by influencers and twitter opinions. follow for more information about the beauty of nature
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thegrantwater · 4 months
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just got the urge to write angsty swanqueen listening to reckless driver by lizzy mcalpine why am i like this
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thegrantwater · 4 months
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all of u r wrong Actually so i made a new ask game!
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thegrantwater · 4 months
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thegrantwater · 4 months
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happy new year lets hope i publish more than like 2 fics this year
(pspsps i might be dropping something soon to get a vibe on it and see if i should continue but it took me like 4 months to write what i might drop so don't be surprised if i post one chapter and then don't update for months as i continue writing and editing) (pspsps also it's over 20k words on just the first chapter)
2024 resolutions:
1. write more
2. get even weirder
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thegrantwater · 4 months
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Those letters pouring out of your fingertips can create beautiful words, can create whole universes. Or they can form barely comprehensible sentences.
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