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*Dr Doofenshmietz gestures at an empty area*
“BEHOLD THE PROCRASTINATOR!”
*empty area*
“I haven’t built it yet”
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I am retreating for sleep as soon as this scribble of simmons posts
Bazinga or something
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sqq’s birthday is one of the most stressful events in binghe’s life
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happy pride month to it/its pronoun users ily
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every time someone calls a cis man an egg because he decides to deviate even slightly from traditional masculine gender norms, an angel loses its wings
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and may the murderer never know peace. may he face a fate worse than hell.
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It’s shit being a superhero when you know that the multiverse exists. You spend all day saving people, you’re tired, you want to go to bed, and right before you fall asleep someone says “The High Evolutionary is going to turn everyone on earth into a werewolf!” and every bone in your body says “Fucking. Maybe we can be the werewolf dimension. The Universe Where Everyone Is A Werewolf. There are infinite dimensions where everyone isn’t a werewolf. It could be fine. It could be good even.”
And you fight the High Evolutionary and you win and your world isn’t the Werewolf Dimension. But the thought was there. God the thought was there
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Oh yeah and there’s also this, because I wanted to draw at least one of em covered in blood :3
(Close ups under the cut and as always click for better quality)
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some days you cannot help but pity some people
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