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guy just chowing down off of aarti’s plate is just so fucking funny it’s his show get this man a PLATE

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the only beef i have with the voltaggio brothers is that they are terrible at naming restaurants. Volt is fine, Aggio is not, and Family Meal and Lunchbox are bad.

……… valid

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see also: grits, chicken, risotto, potatoes, pork, beans, basically any protein except beef or a legume that goes crunch if you don’t cook it long enough

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Contestants on Cutthroat Kitchen: “I cam here to kick ass and take names!”

Contestants on Chopped: “ I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

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i love when normal cooking competitions do kids versions and the hosts end up going into instant Dad Mode™️ so you get wholesome images like ted allen opening jars for people because they weren’t strong enough to get it or guy fieri slicing someone’s carrots because he was worried they’d hurt themselves

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Supermarket Stakeout on Food Network is like Cutthroat Kitchen but not evil

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this is killing me

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Worst cooks in America having Alex Guarnaschelli as the new co-host is the best thing they’ve ever done tbh

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#when you’re a sweet summer child who has no idea what she just got into but your friend has been Thru it every year

(p.s. pls feel free to add whatever ya’ll feel like this could relate to bc i’ll love it and i want to laugh)

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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

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He’s a fellow Millenial and it shows

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this is incomprehensible except as a new meme format

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Chopped contestant with 10 seconds left in the desert round: It suddenly occurs to me that my plate is lacking in presentation

*adds one(1) mint leaf*

Chopped judges: the ccomposure.... beautiful.....

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this is easily the funniest thing anyone’s ever said about rice

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i really cannot stress enough how much i love the contestants on worst cooks

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Can we take a minute to appreciate his wardrobe though. The man went for it in every episode.

alton brown’s first (and possibly last) season on worst cooks moodboard 

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alton brown: alright, chefs. you have thirty minutes to prepare… chicken. as i’m sure you already know, chicken is typically prepared with chicken, and has a nice flavor of chicken

some chef, inevitably: i look in my basket and i realize i forgot the chicken