thegreedyofficefatty

[thegreedyofficefatty]

What is your view on fruits and vegetables? Enjoy them or not really?

Ummmm vegetables no. Potatoes only!! (R those a veg???? They grow like carots right??) even in burgers I’ll take off everything but the cheese and bacon bc who wants the ketttuce and tomatoes and pickles???

Fruits yes- mostly because pies???cheesecske,? Donit filllinf,?? They cut the sweetness so you can eat more!!

[thegreedyofficefatty]

Ugh don’t go out drinking or you end up like me….feel like I am a beer keg.

[thegreedyofficefatty]

Need some inspiration for the summer….

If anyone has video ideas, pics I should take, etc, please send them!

So far my list is

1) before and after pics of a stuffing (which will probably be McDonald’s)

2) need to buy fudge….

[thegreedyofficefatty]

Does your gut touch the steering wheel yet?

It doesn’t! Which is good because planes are kinda snug for me already so i better be still able to fit into a car for awhile !

[thegreedyofficefatty]

🐽double chin update :)

[thegreedyofficefatty]

when you misbehave I will grab your chins and drag you to the kitchen so said chin can get bigger

The embarrassing thing is you really could grab almost a proper handful of my double chin…..

But misbehave? Never! 😜Unless it’s eating food marked don’t touch….

[thegreedyofficefatty]

Are you into being a slob besides being lazy and eating too much junk food? Like letting your personal hygiene go, leave messes everywhere etc?

Hmm ideally yes - like spending a week not bothering to shower, just stuffing myself with food until I’m a food-stained, crumbs in my bra mess, with takeout containers just tossed everywhere? So into it

It’s just always a shame eventually I have to clean it all up…

[thegreedyofficefatty]

have you ever heard of fat washed whiskey?

Its the process of blending booze with fat...

I have not- but I’m also not a fan of whiskey or bourbons and stuff.

[thegreedyofficefatty]

when you misbehave I will grab your chins and drag you to the kitchen so said chin can get bigger

The embarrassing thing is you really could grab almost a proper handful of my double chin…..

But misbehave? Never! 😜Unless it’s eating food marked don’t touch….

[thegreedyofficefatty]

Need some inspiration for the summer….

If anyone has video ideas, pics I should take, etc, please send them!

So far my list is

1) before and after pics of a stuffing (which will probably be McDonald’s)

2) need to buy fudge….

[thegreedyofficefatty]

🐽double chin update :)

[thegreedyofficefatty]

Idea for a date: strip you naked in a muddy field and film you crawling on your hands and knees. Oinking in the mud like the slobby fat pig you are. Eating out a trough, no hands, just shoving your face into whatever greasy slop I've filled it with. I'm imagining super cheesy, super, buttery super creamy Mac n cheese.

Then hire out a cinema, invite all your colleagues and friends, and let them watch it. You'd be sat at the front with all the nachos and popcorn you can fit in that huge gut just mindlessly shovelling handfuls into your open mouth, whilst you watch yourself on the big screen.

Ooooh I love the idea….really of a movie just about my gluttony. 600lb life- the beginning. Clips of me shoveling food into my mouth until I look ready to pop. Trough of mac and cheese. Entire cheesecake.sticks of butter. Bags of fast food. Videos of my huffing and puffing out of shape. Drunk and rubbing my belly and belching and groaning I can’t possible eat more- as I take another bite

Have me sitting somewhere in another room, listening to all the comments and the gasps and horrified concern from them while I’m just eating myself fatter. The more shocked they are? The more eager I am to keep eating 🐷🥵

[thegreedyofficefatty]

It’s crazy but your gut is so big it makes your boobs look small.

I know….my only complaint is not enough pounds are going to my ass or boobs!! They’re getting bigger but not nearly as much as my belly…

[thegreedyofficefatty]

They need to hurry up and invent a butter cocktail so this office piggy can multitask.

Yes!! Way easier to do 2 things at once…now I have to get tipsy enough to decide “fuck I should cram a stick of butter into my gut” and it would be so much easier if they were combined…

Or if someone found a way to make a cocktail so sweet and strong you can’t taste how many sticks of butter got added.

….wonder if a butter milkshake would be a thing….

[thegreedyofficefatty]

A circle of friends all sliding down the slippery slope of gluttony into morbid obesity 😳😈

Yes! 🥵that’s what I want. The friends who say fuck it- have another drink! We’ll call an uber! Have 3 more! Or who look at the menu and don’t do the “I can’t decide” or “let’s split something” but just ordered what looks good, don’t care if our table is literally out of room to put any more plates. I want the friends who suggest competitions at the buffet. Or try ordering one of everything at a restaurant to see if we can finish it

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Are you really still working at an office? I don’t really see it. You must be making serious bank seeing as you so exemplify and glorify the sexiest bad girl gluttony that we all would pay serious money to see. It seems to me that you should be a kept woman. Free to spend her days doing whatever her little heart desired. Travel, sex, love, anything at all…

As long as you stayed the most perfect slob on demand of course. You should be paid by the meal then offered your wishes. Offices should have nothing to do with such a perfectly greedy pig.

Don’t you think so pretty oinker?

Sadly yes I do. And I think my talents are wasted - I need a coworker who forcefully fattens me during the day until I fired for being such a fat slob. Or the office should lean into it! Their mascot, the hog who just waddles around huffing and puffing and eating everyone’s lunches in the fridge. Entire cake in there for someone’s birthday? Not anymore…

[thegreedyofficefatty]

I'm sorry the fact that you're drunk enough before noon to start eating butter is so insanely hot. The only thing more attractive than your gorgeously fat body is your hedonism. It's inspiring, sexy as hell, and so much fucking fun to watch.

Being drunk and stuffed with fast food and butter is the perfect weekend. Makes me feel too lazy and sluggish and full to want to walk or do anything, just lets me sit and cram more food into my mouth and play with my poor aching belly…🐽