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The short version: We had a serial thief at the flower shop. She’s retired recently and I think that due to Covid she really means it this time.
The long version? hoooo boy, here we go.
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on second thought yeah nah no thanks
That s it im gonny kill meslef
Reasons my week so far has been shit
1. My psychiatric hospital i go to has a new security system so i have to call the reciption to get in fucking kill me
2. My psychiatrist didnt even show up so i sat there for an hour and a half waiting bc im too akward to say anything
3. Had to walk home and i cried the whole 50 min walk
4. I lost my sim card and didnt kbow how to tell my parents so was waiting to build up courage
5. My brother told them and they yelled at me for lying
6. My week has been so stressful from art handins i have gotten so bad w anxiety and my ocd is so mc bad right now
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Come to school tomorrow, you and me are going to hang out and have a good time. I'll buy you food, I'll (try to) make you laugh, you can vent about anything and I will listen (seriously vent to me I love people venting), or something else entirely so long as it makes you happy. Even though your week was trash, hopefully one day of that week will be good. Come. See. Me.
That s it im gonny kill meslef
Reasons my week so far has been shit
1. My psychiatric hospital i go to has a new security system so i have to call the reciption to get in fucking kill me
2. My psychiatrist didnt even show up so i sat there for an hour and a half waiting bc im too akward to say anything
3. Had to walk home and i cried the whole 50 min walk
4. I lost my sim card and didnt kbow how to tell my parents so was waiting to build up courage
5. My brother told them and they yelled at me for lying
6. My week has been so stressful from art handins i have gotten so bad w anxiety and my ocd is so mc bad right now
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Can I just ask how tf you invent a high five?
BTW, the high five was invented in 1977 which means your parents probably didn’t grow up with it.
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y'all remember the “i want hesitate bitch” vine?? whfbNdbnsvdhs
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