I’M THE SHWASH-BUCKLING CORN-SHUCKLING WIFE-CUCKLING DICK-SUCKLING GHOUL!
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reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
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Me making warhol, my artist warforged
Wizards of the Coast: gnolls are brutal and violent beasts, they’re dumb as rocks, the only thing they love more than murdering unsuspecting adventurers is eating them afterwards
Me: okay but what if some of them were, you know, chill, like they were just dudes? They’re still people, surely they can’t all be evil as a rule, I don’t like the implications of that
Wizards of the Coast: no they LOVE murder and they’re super evil. In fact, their god is really a demon, and all of them are also demon-possessed? They live in abandoned ruins and stuff because they can’t build their own villages or create anything, all they know how to do is steal and destroy. Also don’t feel bad about killing the baby ones when you’re clearing out a settlement, they’d for sure grow up to be evil no matter what, it’s fine
Me: cool that sucks, anyway I made a gnoll, she’s nice and her name is Sweet Pea
I love 1) having elaborate imaginary arguments, 2) creating characters out of pure spite for disappointing lore, and 3) hyenas
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I need everyone to see this ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE
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I didn’t know conservatives are on this site, I just assumed all of us were gay
The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.
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The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.
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Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read.
Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people.
Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!
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I have a gay crush on everyone
when someone reblogs/posts too much good shit in a row and you gotta reblog it all and it looks like you have a gay crush on them
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That wonderful home cooking! #vintage #cottagecore #supertaster #aesthetic #momcore
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I’m reblogging it today instead

You can only reblog this today.
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Right? Personally I’m into CNC, and I think people think it’s too objectifying but like, idk I forgot the point I don’t think cnc is bad that’s it don’t kinkshame.
i’m taking the words “fetish” and “kink” away from the internet until you people learn what sexual attraction is
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A huge part of attempting to be normal in the internet age is learning how to not Make Up Guys To Be Mad At
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This is how the James Web telescope works
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sometimes I reblog stuff from people I’m not following and I feel like I walked into a store and just stole stuff and walked out.
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