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The prophecy has come true

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straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *a guy who doesn’t like musicals* *a barista on the edge* *the office asshole* *sweet lady, rotten luck* *a good guy whos do-or-die* *a scientist who tried to warn us*  *a singing dancing nightmare*

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hatchetfield psa on avoiding infection aka i’ve spent my time in quarantine consuming nothing but starkid media

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Be prepared to get comments like "Your hair is so pretty. You wrote her hair so pretty. Why is she so pretty?" And "Your writing is so good. I can really tell what he's saying and oh he smells so nice. That's a cool looking bag. Your beta has awesome shoes I bet. What's her name?"

Let the endless compliment cycle begin.

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Hell yeah

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general john macnamara at ur service

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Audits!

Bonus:

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Ethan's death was tragic but it opened our eyes to a once mocked danger: head kicking

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An homage to the raw as fuck lines from Black Friday that radiate so much energy

You should never accept a lifetime that's been handed to you.

I met God. He had nothing nice to say about you.

There's something beautiful, being awake for my funeral.

The power both Jeff and Joey have to make America and Silicone rhyme.

I don't want your half baked sympathy, when did it save those in need.

You're nothing more than a Harvard law school community organising prick. Take one step closer to my Fweindy Wend and I'll rip your fucking throat out with my teeth.

You don't wanna wanna wanna wanna fuck with me miss Monroe

GIVE ME THE COCK-SUCKING MOTHERFUCKER COCKADOODLE DOLL

I'm not frightened. Just lining up my shot.

Still, I wasn't the angel heaven sent to breakthrough my cliche boundaries (I know I've picked 3 from this song alone. But I don't take it back. This is why it's my favourite song in the show.)

Reblog if I missed any.

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Robert Manion: *does hip wiggles*

The fandom: ICON AMAZING WONDERFUL AMAZING HE SAID GAY RIGHTS

James: *does death drops and is actually gay*

The fandom: y’all hear smthng?

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Current mood: whatever Jeff Blim is currently doing

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Now the end is nigh, the apocalypse here

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Ever notice this trio piece doesn’t actually have a third part?

So I wrote one to flex on Jeff Blim lol

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nothing will match the raw power of the lyrics “here’s how it’s gonna go/we’re gonna kick your ass/and then we’re gonna fucking kick your ass” thank you jeff blim

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Bad “equal” costuming: Men and women both wear sensible, unsexualized outfits

Good “equal” costuming: this