thehallmonsters

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I hope this email finds you dead you stuipd piece of shit

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i do not desire a labubu however i love that the current capitalism craze is a little fucking freak instead of a water bottle or a pair of shoes. i still dont respect it but its kind of endearing to me i suppose. im glad you guys are having fun with your creatures and whatnot

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I'm gonna lock the fuck in

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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

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went for a walk the other day and there were apples and blackberries growing along the trail and i walked past some teenagers smoking weed in a ditch and overheard one of them point to the fruits and say "bro that shit is bountiful"

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Best image

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come on man

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i do think labubu is kind of cute in the sense that she is a mischievous little girl but it never should have come to this

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Ive been employing the east coast version of "let go of what does not serve you" which is something like "well whats this shit doing for me anyway"

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i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it

i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it

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depictions of death as merciful and benevolent and kind move me to tears without fail

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Woah mama I'm a shrimp

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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

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i cld never shave bush not just bc im morally opposed to it but also bc what would i play with when im lying in bed thinking…a bush is the beard of the modern day philosopher

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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HATE that were calling every recipe Marry Me [Recipe]…. Fucking hate that. How bout Frig My Clit Brownies. Kill Yourself At My Feet Pasta. Shut The Fuck Up And Pay My Grocery Bill Cookies (vegan).