thehandymaid
thehandymaid
the forgotten middle child
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thehandymaid · 2 years ago
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thehandymaid · 2 years ago
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God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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“Strangely, the only time she was eager to help us was when we were preparing to initiate the Scratch. And it’s a good thing she was, since I’m not sure anyone else would have had the a8ility to do that kind of damage to the Cardinal Movement and release its energy. It was almost a little eerie how happily she complied with our plan. What did Rufioh say she said? Something a8out how we would all finally get what we deserved…” 
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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oh my god handmaid please turn around please oh my god she can’t hear us she’s got air pods in oh
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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trying out new brush I just noticed with Her
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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the weight of your sins
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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She’s just a baby…… and deserves better
Fuck you scratch leave this baby alone
Also yes she’s felt
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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i like how ppl are still supporting child slavery and reblogging from sixshit 
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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A quick doodle of AR wielding an AR
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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Stylization experiment!
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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logging back on here is a string of ‘i remember you, glad youre still around’ and ‘oh i still follow you?’
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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commission for @ostolero
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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I was gonna make a stupid joke about old Lonely Island songs tonight but suddenly recognizing John Mulaney 9 years later takes precedence.
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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when u spend all ur time making fun of yaoi hands and realize that you can’t draw hands any better:
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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The Flatwoods Monster graces the scene!
Will be appearing as an acrylic pin and transparent sticker (very soon!) Available now on Threadless: https://eldritchrach.threadless.com
  Use Code “FREESHIP11e197f4” to get free shipping on all designs in my threadless store ♥
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thehandymaid · 7 years ago
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Inktober day 24: Flatwoods Monster
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