bodacious beak parrot by jellycat
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ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower
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"arthur would you still love me if i was a worm"
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umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.
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Happy April Fools 2024
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a compilation of Weird Al begging George Harrison not to drink rat poison
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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IG @mossy_hollow_
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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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he he me likey malevolent
also this. they are traumatized main characters from horror podcasts twins.
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(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao
words to remember
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thinking about creatures.
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