thehardkandy

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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tumblr are you telling me something

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us

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cutely emits a single ping

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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.

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my ten hour prog rock playlist has upwards of six songs on it

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Just got accosted by some mysterious masked swordsman with custom battle music. I thought I was doing okay against him until he said something like "enough of this tomfoolery" and did some nonsense sword attack that reduced me to 1 hit point. Then he just left being all "we shall meet again my little dove" or whatever.

I hate my life.

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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