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thehardkandy · 1 hour
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every morning im like "ok! took my meds! now eat the food that you put out right beside you so that you don't feel nauseous :)))"
and then i look at the food. forget about it. and give a good "ough" 10 minutes later as i think "why am I nauseous ??" only to look and see my food untouched. this may then repeat 2-3 more times
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thehardkandy · 2 hours
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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears
I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out
WORKIN' HARD
HARDLY WORKIN'
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thehardkandy · 2 hours
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You can’t let this stupid ass evil world rob you of your vibe don’t let them do that to u
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thehardkandy · 10 hours
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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry
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thehardkandy · 11 hours
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Episode ends with a Bollywood dance scene btw
Fantasy hobby lobby donating to new Amsterdam so they put its name on a sex worker clinic. I feel like this show is running out of things to be current on
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thehardkandy · 11 hours
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Fantasy hobby lobby donating to new Amsterdam so they put its name on a sex worker clinic. I feel like this show is running out of things to be current on
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thehardkandy · 12 hours
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please elaborate in tags :)
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thehardkandy · 12 hours
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unfortunate thing about working for an engineering company is it is making me even more interested in public infrastructure. like FUCK it's kinda crazy and cool that all this stuff exists and......... works at all
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thehardkandy · 15 hours
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thehardkandy · 17 hours
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well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
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thehardkandy · 24 hours
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NEXT TIME ON DOCTOR WHO:
Ninth Doctor: Here we are! Mediaeval England!
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Rose: It’s like… an egg. A big egg.
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Mediaeval king: My men! We ride!
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Ninth Doctor: There’s something wrong here. I can feel it.
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Rose: Hello? I’m Rose. I’m not gonna hurt you. The Doctor, he’s got this… thing. This screwdriver. Maybe he can put you back together again.
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Unsettling seer: The fall is nigh. The eggs are in their baskets.
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Ninth Doctor: Oh, this is really bad.
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Charismatic villain: I’m sorry, Doctor, but I’m afraid it’s time… for a fall.
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CGI monster: (hissing) The Geltheen Host must rise again! The hatching must commence!
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(Shot of something emerging from an egg and shrieking)
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Ninth Doctor: They’re on every wall, in every square, in every town in the country! A hundred eggs, all ready to hatch!
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Rose: We have to do something, or they’re all gonna die!
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Ninth Doctor: (shouting from the distance) ROSE! DON’T TOUCH THAT EGG!
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Charismatic villain: When I use a word… it means exactly what I choose it to mean.
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Ninth Doctor: (shouting, angry) ALL THE KING’S HORSES! AND ALL THE KING’S MEN!
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Charismatic villain: Let the shattering of this world… commence.
cliffhanger sting
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thehardkandy · 1 day
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Gamecube girl's Wii wife is back from her run :3 (she/her for both) [commissions are open! info here]
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thehardkandy · 1 day
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when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
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thehardkandy · 1 day
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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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thehardkandy · 1 day
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when people with "adhd" use stimulants they are stealing resources from people who are just so tired and would like to be awake, people who want to lose a lot of weight at an unhealthy pace, and from people who literally need that medication to write long rants and essays about the world and such. was it worth it? thuis is why there's a shortage it's all thanks to people like you.
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thehardkandy · 1 day
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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
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