thehardkandy
thehardkandy
That Really Jars My Binks
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Leah, 30. Editor, game dev, writer, programmererer. I'm largely Books, shitposts, and rambles. Book interests include: Robin Hobb, CJ Cherryh, Branderson, WoT, Garth Nix, Ursula Le Guin, Yoon Ha Lee, Becky Chambers, & others. Header by lauratolton on deviantart and DP by glorya.artstation.com.
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thehardkandy · 28 minutes ago
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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
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thehardkandy · 3 hours ago
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thehardkandy · 4 hours ago
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thehardkandy · 6 hours ago
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thehardkandy · 12 hours ago
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tumblr are you telling me something
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thehardkandy · 12 hours ago
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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thehardkandy · 12 hours ago
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get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us
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thehardkandy · 17 hours ago
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cutely emits a single ping
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thehardkandy · 17 hours ago
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thehardkandy · 23 hours ago
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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
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thehardkandy · 1 day ago
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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.
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thehardkandy · 2 days ago
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my ten hour prog rock playlist has upwards of six songs on it
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thehardkandy · 2 days ago
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Just got accosted by some mysterious masked swordsman with custom battle music. I thought I was doing okay against him until he said something like "enough of this tomfoolery" and did some nonsense sword attack that reduced me to 1 hit point. Then he just left being all "we shall meet again my little dove" or whatever.
I hate my life.
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thehardkandy · 2 days ago
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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35
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thehardkandy · 2 days ago
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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thehardkandy · 3 days ago
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my collection
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