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i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

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was delighted to see people enjoying the scavenger's design :'D

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

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on hold with the pest control company for work, and their hold message seriously just hit me with

"did you know there are a million ants for every human on earth? someone will be with you shortly"

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currently maybe possibly single-handedly crashing whatever servers eton hosts its archived student newspapers on because me and a friend are getting obsessed with a single outspoken prefect from 1883

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The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

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cannot stop thinking about this tweet… AUGH 😭

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do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

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Sleepy Stuff – Medium fey, chaotic good

Just as wonderfully eccentric as its garment, so is the sleepy stuff’s whole existence. Once it was an actual bear but in a sudden flash of intelligence it gained the consciousness of a cunning yet overly tired wizard. So, in the truest sense of the word, the sleepy stuff is almost always…sleepy. In all its genuine desire to do good, it is far too drowsy to get up, far too weary to set out and far too dreamy to cast the many spells it knows. It likes to eat though. And how could it be any different, honey is the sleepy stuff’s most favourite treat – or any dish of sweet, candied or sugary nature for that matter.

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Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night

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Windy Path

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everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

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Dragon lineage over generations

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in addition to likes there should be a "noble&true" option to react with when the post is agreeable & wise

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commission for @theharuspex7 <33 i finished it quite a long time ago, but for a long time i have a very bad moral state, which is why i cannot consistently draw, blog, or work. it sucks, i hope i get better soon (╥‸╥) also the characters are just amazing. i love their dynamic! despite the fact that i had difficulties with drawing, i still enjoyed the idea itself, character designs...

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i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot