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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

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Don’t be a stranger.

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le miserable. there's just one of him

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to anyone making a public bathroom, consider sprucing it up with this addition

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this tweet is literally never not on my mind

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It wimdy

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THE X FILES | Fight the Future (1998)

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its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

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Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie

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are u gender identity? i mean u clearly have a puss but is it like a he/they situation

I deadass don’t know how to respond this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

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