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Get bitten enough times and you become the biter . . .

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cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

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Really obsessed with star trek tos being 1960s progressive. People think this means it's either Wildly Offensive or Still Relevant Today but it's actually both. It kind of takes turns

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VHS Wherehouse

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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I initially read that as Salvia, and my only thought was "This is the hero we deserve" . . .

I had to stop smoking sativa because whenever I smoked sativa at parties I would turn into an absolute menace and start bullying men specifically for no reason. I turned into public enemy number one of college boys

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swagever

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Tumblr halloween costume idea UwU

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The 8 Senses

The Autistic Teacher

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Crazy that Izumi called her employee at the meat shop and said something to the effect of, "Hey, I know I'm only giving you a couple hours notice but I've got two kids that I'm going to ditch in Yock Island for a month to test them, could you hide there and watch over them covertly to make sure they don't die. I'll pay you extra if you also put on a komainu mask and terrorize the shit out of them." And then Mason, the otherwise completely normal butcher's assistant, was like, "How did you know this was my life's dream," and went off to live in the wilderness and attack children for thirty days and nights.

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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

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good god theyre giving the weevils adderall

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House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS