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[thehonestbanana]

Hello everyone!

I started this blog back in 2017 after following the whole Greg drama since 2016 after being a fan since about 2013. I was inspired by a lot of blogs I followed to create my on blog to help call out Greg on his bullshit and give my two cents. Not very original but it was something to do for me and because of this blog I met so many amazing people who became some of my best friends. This blog wasn’t the best lmao but I had fun with it. All the memes made, conversations I had, the discussions about gag and krai, theories, seeing Chris mother fucking HANSEN knock on gregs door, all of it, just all of it was amazing. And I had an amazing time.

As you can tell lately I haven’t been active, and I sincerely apologize for that. My life has changed quite a bit over the past two months especially, I’m focusing on other things and trying to do more with it. Plus, I feel like there’s really nothing left to say. I feel so bad because I have SO MANY asks in my inbox I want to respond but I can’t see myself answering. I can’t find the motivation to respond and I feel really bad. Genuinely I feel really bad about that but my motivation for this blog is gone. It’s time for me to be official and move on. I will keep this blog up so anyone can go back and look at old things if they wanted. History, memes, whatever else I have on here.

I want to personally thank everyone, all my followers for the past 4 years. This community has been so incredible to me, I had a wonderful time and it won’t be forgotten. Maybe I’ll come back in the future for a little update and whatnot, but it seems unlikely.

Thank you all again for all the support. I love you all.

-TheHonestBanana

-PS:fuck Greg :)

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There's some people i don't understand why he adds to his chain of messages. Like Jacyln's ex, I'm sorry? But how is he involved in this?

Toby? Oh he’s friends, or at least was friends with him. This was a bit time after the allegations I think, but Greg made a video with Toby. I remember someone said something or he was bitching about something, and he said something along the lines of “I was asked why I hang out with this individual (Toby) and it’s because he told me what happened and with the look in his eyes I knew he was telling the truth.” Cause…. Reasons.

But why Toby is in these chain emails I have no fucking clue, this literally has nothing to do with him. I think Greg adds a lot of people who aren’t involved just because he wants to spout shit and hopes people who aren’t involved will take his side lol. I dunno he’s fucking dumb. Anything for attention.

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Convient that Onision only realised that he and Kai had been blackmailed/r*ped by Sarah after he had cheated on Kai with Sarah while Kai went to New Mexico with the kids to visit family, right?

Nah he uh…. Knew that shit all along. He uh…. Just uh…. Wanted to like uh… spare her and let her get away with it because uh……… shut up!

But yeah how funny is that. Wow greg. Funny how that worked out huh?

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It literally gives me anxiety when people post the long ass, redundant, and repetitive emails onision sends people. Like, why does he attach like 50 people to an email? I just can't believe creepshowart actually replies instead of just blocking him.

At that point, at THIS point don’t even bro…. Just don’t. It’s not haha funny it’s haha sad to see this shit now tbh. Also it makes me anxious too he sat his ass down and typed all that shit and he believes it. Also he adds 50 people because he’s too lazy to send the message 50 times: he wants to see them all react because he needs attention.

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I still find it hilarious how Onision tries to paint Sarah, a short skinny teenager, as this 'evil' and violent person who could harm him when he literally gives no reason as to why he felt that way other than how she one time was able to move a sofa? Like?? Not to mention he says he was so scared that he locked himself in the garage and slept there but did NOTHING to protect his spouse and kids from her when he claims she was dangerous. Again she's obviously not like that he's just ridiculous.

Also ignores the fact that, oh I dunno, he invited her back to have a sex marathon behind kais back. If she was really violent why invite her back for sex? Anon if I stole your fucking Coke you’re probably not going to invite me back to your house. So why did Greg, who was……”cough” by sarah invite Sarah back? Also yeah locked himself in the fucking basement while she was raging while his SO and KIDS were unprotected. Like you’re job as a parent and SO to someone is to protect them??? And he didn’t do that??? Why weren’t the cops called at all??? Or yknow aNYTHING!? Why did all this shit come out AFTER she spoke out? Hm?!!! gee willikers it’s a mystery.

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I think Onision's hate boner for Sarah and Shiloh over any over victim of his and/or Kai's is because while he was abusive to other victims, in his mind he justifies his actions as not being illegal so he didn't do anything wrong. But with Shiloh and Sarah, what he and Kai did was absolutely illegal. Its why he drove Shiloh off the internet back in 2012 and made Sarah sign an NDA that wasn't notarized; he wanted to silence them.

Yknow what I think you’re right anon. I never thought about it but it makes sense. With Shiloh and Sarah, his relationship with them was right there between illegal and legal, leaning more towards illegal. Even with the AOC laws (WHICH ARE MORE THAN JUST A NUMBER) he knows people are going to raise eyebrows and question the legality of their relationship. He’s a grown ass man and he knew these girls when they were minors, in Shilohs case they were together while she was a minor(even with Sarah some sketchy things happened while a minor in HIS CARE ALSO) It doesn’t matter the AOC, it doesn’t matter what the Canadian laws are(because Shiloh was in the US so she needs to follow the fucking US LAWS) she was a fucking minor and he was an adult. A grown man. Sarah he knew when she was like 14-15ish and kept a relationship with her that turned sexual when she just so happened to turn 18 and kept it for about a year or so? Something like that.

But yeah he knows with them especially their relationship is more illegal then anything so he blames them and makes them look bad even though he once again was the adult no matter what. He was always the older person who should have known better.

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The new house Grug and Kai have bought looks even smaller than their last home. They only have 3 bedrooms compared to before, along with other downgraded spaces (garage, bathrooms etc). I point this out because before Grug could avoid his kids easily within his own home, but now that must be near impossible. Alongside that the house is much closer to neighbouring houses, so their isolated bubble is gone too. I wonder how long it will take them to crack given all this.

Like I know this was weeks ago but how quickly do you think until a noise complaint is filed? Soon? I think soon. It’s weird to think about too, he won’t be able to hide from them, like at all. He and the kids, mostly Greg is so used to being alone, away from the kids, so I wonder if he’ll make new videos or any new content how it’s going to play out. Kids are loud, he is loud, it’s just going to be interesting. Yknow if the kids are even there. If anything he’ll just hide in his garage, probably live in it and just ignore the kids as much as he can. He’ll put a fridge and microwave in the garage so he won’t see them.

It’s just interesting tbh, wondering how things will play out because he isn’t as isolated anymore.

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The way Onision and to a lesser extent Kai trashed the old house, I doubt anyone would want to buy it. It was disgustingly flithy and full of rubbish all the time, seldom cleaned regularly. Not the mention the knowledge that certain parts of the house were used as the place where they groomed teenage girls, and the one room where their 2 year old child fell from a window. Oh, and the protected wetlands that he damaged and still hasn't fixed? Now its someone else's problem I guess 🙄

I hope no one buys it. They’ll have to get the carpets replaced since....🤢🤢 greg uh... did a thing right on the carpet. No rag. Nothing. Honestly they’ll need to just burn the house down, only fite can cleanse whatever the hell germs and grease that’s all over that place. Like I don’t think anyone will bug that house, I hope to god they won’t, then again people will buy known murder houses knowing it’s a murder house. But like that house really is a beautiful place, it was just ruined and tainted with gag and his pedo needs. Like again, I hope no one buys it, I don’t think anyone who knows will, but then that means someone who doesn’t know will unfortunately buy it. Which I hope if they do, they’ll make sure Greg fucking makes sure everything’s 100% better than it was before.

Seriously though I still can’t get over it considering the wetlands shit. Like- what the fuck.

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Idk about washington house prices but over here (chicago) houses near schools are expensive unless they're in serious need of work and you pay with cash. I doubt greg would do any work if we look at how he treats the house he was in. Also who the fuck approved a loan to him?!

Someone was probably high(lol) or they just did it hoping he would move far far away. I don’t know how it works in Washington either, but he either must have gotten a very good loan or it’s a shitty house. I’ve been told it’s shitty. It’s gonna be even more since he moved in because he cannot fucking take care of his house. He just can’t. A grown man can’t keep anything clean.

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Oh my god. I did digging around. The new home really isn't that nice tbh. The carpet in the house looked so mangey and grimey.

I had 0 idea it was by a highschool. Also, very shocked he was able to get a loan for the house. The swamp house was also paid off. I think it's in another city. I don't think his intentions were to be closer to repzion. But im kind of shocked. I didn't think he'd be allowed to sell the house with those environmental fees.

God I bet the house is going to get even shitter. It sounds like shit which is perfect for Greg lmao.

I’m surprised they let him too, but I guess he did do things he was supposed to do, granted it was honestly shittly half assed done, I guess the state was okay with it? But damn you’d think he’d still be in debt or have to pay late fees or something! It’s pretty shocking just all of it. I’m sure he can try and sell it but the people who wanna buy it can be like “you have to finish this shit or I’m not gonna buy.” Yknow? Like he can try and sell it but for it to be bought I dunno. I just don’t know. All of it is fucking shocking.

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Although I'm glad Kai left the internet and that Onision's channels were demonitzed, I don't think that's enough to stop the abuse these two people commit. Not just their children. Just because they don't have the same online platform or presence, they can still groom people online and rope them into their shitty poly relationships to abuse them. They'll just be even more secretive about it. Really they both belong in jail and the kids need to be put in a safe environment away from them.

I agree! Like I seriously doubt that them leaving and getting demonetized is going to stop them. It’s not tbh. If anything it’s kinda helping them more because their fans are going to feel so sorry for them gag and krai could use that pity to get whatever they want. Cause oh no poor them :( yknow?

Also Greg still has his server, his discord server full of people who believe him and trust him and follow his fucking word. The fact he still has the server is fucking dangerous because anyone of those people can become a victim. Even if he and Kai aren’t as active online, there’s still that sever. I agree they need to be locked up, that’s the only way they can’t hurt anyone. Including the kids.

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Hey guys! Small update I guess?

I’m so sorry I haven’t been around as much, I’m still here! It’s just things have been pretty hectic around banana’s life. Good hectic! It’s starting to calm down a bit so I’m gonna try and be more active! Again I’m so sorry everyone thank you for your patience!

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Any updates on when discovery is showing the Sarah episode?

Not that I’ve seen no.

It’s supposed to be sometime in the spring so, hopefully we’ll get something.

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Thing is, Sarah and Regina both have said that Kai has admitted to them that he puts Greg above everyone and everything. Not just himself, but his own children. It's why he hasn't left him despite all the cheating, abuse, and danger he poses towards the kids. Ayalla said Kai cried to Billie when he found out C was going to be a girl before she was born. So Kai is fully aware of the harm Greg can do and the awful environment those kids are raised in, but stays anyway. Those poor poor children.

Oh for real those poor poor kids and fuck kai. Like, Kai knows gregs a bad person, he fucking cried when he found out about c being a GIRL. Not because c was gonna be born; because C WAS A GIRL. Like that one will always bother me. It really does show Kais acknowledgement on what’s going on. It reminds me when Kai was telling the story where he found out he was preggo(can’t remember which time) and he told grge and I guess he was like “oh congratulations you want a hug?” Like- and you stayed with this man and had 2 kids with him? It’s fucking sad how much Kai knows but still puts up with. Like, no matter what when you are a parent your kids are always number one priority. The end.

God that’s just, whenever I think if Kai it’s just sad yknow.

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Uh.... a fellow sexual predator ☠️☠️

Andy Dick

I’ll summarize the interview later.

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Onision on Kermit and Friends - Summary Part 3 (final)

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The hosts asks James if he felt like Billy was trying to frame him when he showed up to his house? James says he thinks what Billy did was really funny, until you consider he has a family. He says he didn't think about it at the time, but it was really messed up because his kids were inside and now people knew how to get to his house. Billy said he didn't show how to get to the house, they made sure not to show that. James says he showed people that he was at that address. Billy says he didn't want to do it, but Joe was pushing him. He says he was hoping James wouldn't come outside when they got there. He was glad when the lady showed up and told him she was calling the police because he thought the police would show up and tell him not to come back. Billy apologizes for what he did.

The host asks if James could trust Billy again. James says no. He says he has a deep love for almost everyone he's been friends with and can forgive most of them. Billy says James was a great friends and he's upset it didn't work out.

Someone comes on posing as fan and shouts out Chris Hansen and TRO.

Someone asks why did James film his wife's meltdowns. James says he loves the misinformation and says it wasn't his wife. He says she told him to upload it that night so he could lay with her. He asked her if she wanted people to be aware of the memory loss and she went through it many times prior. He filmed her so she would know what she went through. He previously tried to contact medical help, but she would always magically get better or tell him she didn't want any help. He says people like to keep out that at the end of the video they're chilling and laughing. He says it was the most dysfunctional relationship he's ever been in. He says it's crazy one relationship can change the way you view the world. He says if he were to see Kai have a meltdown, he wouldn't film them he would contact an ambulance right away.

He says he contacted the police because Shiloh threatened to end her own life and make it look like he did it. The police grabbed her and took her out of the house because she was mentally unstable. He says people don't like to mention that. The police told him to escape her because the eviction process takes too long. People take away that he abandoned his girlfriend in his house and not that he was escaping an incredibly abusive environment. He says the selective memory when it comes to Shiloh is horrifying. She is seen as a hero when the police literally hauled her away. He called the police two other times and they told her to stay away from him. He broke up with her and she body slammed his door because she doesn't let you have space when you break up with her. If he was body slamming the door, he would have been seen as a monster.

The host ends the show by playing the banana song, her favorite song.

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Onision on Kermit and Friends - Summary Part 2

((Edit: Sorry! I feel like I should have put a warning! A homophobic guest briefly shows up on the stream. If you want to skip that part, skip the first bullet.))

New fan comes on. James points out the fan's name says "Trumpster." The fan compliments his comedy. There is a pause. The fan asks how he's doing and James says "fine." The fan asks if the popularity was addicting when he was more popular. James says he's a work-a-holic. The fan says to prevent men from raping children they should go back to the Jesus days when they didn't allow gay people around children. He says you check by looking at their buttholes. He calls it "butt-hole challenge." He asks if James would pass that challenge. James asks if this is homophobic. He says he has a very gay only fans. He asks if the fan thinks your butt turns into Utah after you have gay sex. The fan says your booty hole will be like a can of coke. (I am so lost right now.) James says you push poop out of your butt every day and it doesn't make your butt like the grand canyon so he doesn't think gay men would have a gaping butt. He says it's a straight man myth.

Andy asks if James thinks he (Andy) is gay. James says he thought he was because that's how people portray him. Andy says he's not.

A guy comes on and starts ranting for a while. James uses his Onision Youtube account to say "What even is this" The guy is still ranting and James holds up a paper that says "WTF?"

The co-host comes back and says she was trying to be funny when she said the transgender thing. James says the documentary implied he made people turn out that way and that's not a thing.

The host asks if he feels he has no control when anyone can make a documentary about you. He says yeah, he feels powerless when a multi million dollar company portrays him as the next Charles Manson. She asks if it affects him emotionally. He says he's only sad for Kai, not himself. He says since 2007 he's said he would rather have 10 fans that genuinely like him than a million that don't really care. He says on his Discord he has a few people who genuinely want to be there so the rest doesn't affect him. He says when people were wrong about the meltdown videos being real, he knew they were wrong so why should that make him feel awful. He says it does present real life challenges.

The host announces Andy needs a bike to get around and needs money for pizza. She asks if Onision's offer for a bike was real. James says yes if he's willing to pick it up, but he's far away so he doesn't know if it's worth the trip.

The next gust comes on and says he looks like he's on with Jim Morrison right now. The host James this guy had 85 million views on a single video. The guy says he had 150. The host wants James to give feedback. They play the video. James asks if the goal is laughs or views. The guy says he just did it to annoy people. James says it's a funny idea and it was witty and he never would have thought of that. The host asks James if he should make more videos on a frequent basis. James says when he began they were not as good as that. The guest says the videos take a lot of time to make and he knows you need to make a lot. James says if it takes longer to make, people tend to notice how much effort you put into. He says he noticed when he puts in more effort or follows a trend it pays off.

Billy The Fridge joins. The host asks if Billy has a question for James. Billy says James followed him back on twitter that week, then James blocked him. James points out the last tweet Billy made about him from February. Billy said he made a joke tweet. Keemstar said Youtube is 16 years old and Billy said something about Onision and the age of consent. Billy says he thought it was funny and he asks James if it hurt him. James says his first thought was "what a dishonest prick" because everyone knows for a fact he isn't remotely interested in 16 year olds, but considering the position that he's in and that coming from someone he considered a friend was deeply annoying. Billy says he's sorry and he thought it was funny. James sarcastically says it's super funny to disown your friend the moment a bunch of dishonest people lie about them after he rejected them. Billy says he didn't disown him the moment- James says he was the first of his friends to be like "uh don't cancel me."

James says they had a text conversation where he described in depth how horrible of a friend Billy was because he didn't defend him and Billy's response was "yeah I know." Billy agrees, but says he defended him for years but one of his biggest defenses was that Sarah said nothing was going on between them, but when it came out it muddied two years of defense he had. James asks when what occurred? Billy says when it came out that he had sex with Sarah. James asks under what arrangement did that happen? Billy says Sarah came out and told the internet.

James says people don't know how it began. He says after he told her he couldn't do this with her, she said twice "I'm sorry for raping you guys." He says he spoke to her this January and admitted again that she said that. He says she leaves that out of every discussion because it doesn't go along with the "Onision is a psychopath" narrative. Billy agrees. James says it started through sexual extortion where somebody said "I could destroy your life if I wanted to" then later said "I'm only going to sign this agreement in which I won't say horrible things about you if you sleep with me." He says that's the arrangement she proposed to him. He says if he was interested in 16 year-olds why didn't he sleep with her when she was 16? Why did he tell her to get away from him and kick her out for being inappropriate with him 2 times? He called her names. She swore she was never groomed as an adult. She sexually extorted them, got what she wanted, got rejected when he freaked out, she apologizes, goes home, he makes a video about people with BPD, then she goes "ape" on him. He says she said in a live stream she never gave him a reason not to trust her, but now she can't do it anymore. He says this is why he knows this person isn't trustworthy because they would take something innocent and frame it a different way to fall in line with he obviously corrupt Chris Hansen.

He says during the call with Sarah, he asked if anyone was paid for the interviews and she said no. He asked if anyone made money because they were involved in the show and she said "uhh I can't legally answer that question." Billy laughs and says he got a contract from them. He says they were trying to fly out to sit down and interview him and he stopped responding because he could see the set up. He says they were struggling to keep the show together and they didn't have enough people to talk. He said he talked to the producer for an hour and a half of the phone and it didn't add up to him. He asks, what would he say anyway? James jokingly says he tried to fuck Billy so many times. Billy says he literally humped him on camera and everyone says he tried to rape him, but it was a joke.

Billy says they always joke and that's why he said the 16 thing. James says he was hitting him while he was down. Billy says James is always down. James says in the last 10 years he was the #67 most subscribed on Youtube, so he wouldn't say that was down. Billy says it's down when those videos of Shiloh come out and make him look like a psycho predator. James says actually everyone hated Shiloh for the longest time but they have selective memory.

The host asks if they could be friends again. Billy says he doesn't know if Onision wants to be friends with him and he doesn't know how they could go back with what happened. He says what happened with Sarah was why he had to step away from him. James interrupts him and says he became a white knight for women and didn't think if it was true. Billy said all he said was to listen to the girls. James asks why didn't he tell people to listen to evidence or to the person who has receipts? Billy says why not listen to all the people who want you in jail and you're not there? Billy says obviously James didn't do anything illegal.

Billy says the reason it was best to distance himself was because time and time again there were friends they had they James ghosted and made them feel worthless. James asks who? Billy says he's not going to name names. He says the last one had been at James' house for months, then James ghosted her when all this went down. James says the texts are on his website. Billy says he knows he posted them publicly and she felt like she was worthless. James says she publicly attacked them and acted like he and Kai should be in prison. James goes off about how great Kai is and keeps talking over Billy. James says apparently everyone is on good terms now and are friends again. He says they apologized because they threw Kai under the bus because they were ghosted. He said she was ghosted because the best friend Kai ever had just went public and tried to make them look awful so Kai was dealing with a trust complex. He just had his heart ripped out. Billy says that's why that person responded poorly, they had their heart ripped out by Kai's heart being ripped out. James says so Billy had one example and they have since resolved their differences and are on some of the best terms he's seen now.

Billy says there was another person who had a falling out with James who he heard went to lunch with James after. He says that was nice he made up with them.