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It's quick, it's easy, and it's free, tell someone that you love them today

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wild cats are awesome because they range from “that’s just a cat”

to “are you sure that’s a cat”

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Happy Pride!

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“you are shaking… so am i. it is because of Jerusalem, isn’t it? one does not go to Jerusalem, one returns to it. that’s one of its mysteries.”

- elie wiesel

Jerusalem of gold

and of copper, and of light

behold i am a violin for all your songs.

still thinking of jerusalem and how happy i am that it is ours again. 💙🕎

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I hate it when I’m trying to look up a good golem recipe and the rabbi prefaces it with ten paragraphs about his life in 17th-century Prague. Like, I feel for you, Maharal, but there are anti-semites going unsuplexed while I’m searching for the ingredient list

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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

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Another complaint we get is that when we plant trees, we only plant small trees which isn't equivalent to the ones we chop down. And it's like... the trees are small because they're younger. I promise if you go to the older parts of town you'll see that they do not stay small.

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guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

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website: accept cookies??

me, clicking reject all: sorry it's passover

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Fuck it

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Neil Banging Out the Tunes (2023)

Air-dry clay over foil and wire armature, EVA foam, acrylic paint, paint marker

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

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i so deeply understand the reasoning of every comment

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I saw this post by @astropixie about how it’d be nice to review fics on AO3 as you read. A little while back, because I was so in awe of the Clexa fic writers, I made this userscript (can install on Firefox by using Greasemonkey [ETA: use Tampermonkey on Firefox as well] and on Chrome, ETA: Opera, and Safari by using Tampermonkey) so that I could do just that. It doesn’t have the wattpad or soundcloud functionality, it’s just a little thing added on to a page, not something supported by the site itself, but it’s better than nothing. 

The userscript is available here: http://pastebin.com/vYBCYWu4

ETA: FFN version: http://pastebin.com/addj3Xtm

Tampermonkey tutorial

ETA: Use Tampermonkey on Firefox too

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she’s GONE I can write my shit IB HL essay (over a week late) in peace…

Love Atwood, but IB is just too open ended for my brain. I seek to answer your questions beep boop

halfway to my word goal in this cafe and oh my GOD there is this woman listening to this TikTok or some shit out loud and it’s driving me NUTS

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halfway to my word goal in this cafe and oh my GOD there is this woman listening to this TikTok or some shit out loud and it’s driving me NUTS

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I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto