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Favorite Otps/Pairings: Jacob Palmer & Hannah Weaver (Crazy Stupid Love) “Me sitting over there for the past two hours not being able to take my eyes off you is a fact."

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Ryan Gosling as Officer K Blade Runner 2049 (2017) dir. Denis Villeneuve

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Not a furry but I think all humans should have tails because it would be soooo fucking sexy and hot and so sexy

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random private post:

I'm slowly but steadily becoming more confident about my fetish - tickling! I'm super shy about it and it's suuuper hard for me to talk to anyone in real life about it but I know it's safe with my tiny tumblr friends on here so this is a big step👀 and it's not even a super insane kink to have, thousands of people go around telling others they like to be spanked and yet I think liking being tickled is weird?! Nah, I don't wanna be ashamed anymore so this is me coming out to this niche follower group ✌🏻😗💕

And I'm finally embracing it and setting up sessions to have some fun and I'm super nervous but excited!! wish me luck lol

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An assortment of cottages and sheds I scanned from a cute little book I found at my local library. ❀

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Getting close to someone? Gotta start preparing for their departure in advance

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Pedro Pascal - Jimmy Kimmel Live (March 2025)

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Ncuti Gatwa The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (March 2025)

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Ryan Gosling as Luke Glanton The Place Beyond the Pines (2012) dir. Derek Cianfrance

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definitive list of things it’s okay to deadname:

twitter

gulf of mexico

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Me after posting a fic

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this camera, this camera (tell me you get the reference (🌶) what's going on in your life?

Im so confused hahahhaha

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i read your posts and fwiw i think there is a point!

im confused, is this a bot or what are you referring to lol

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you ever just have so many important thoughts about your life you wanna share but you already played them over and over in your head and you know nothing will change if you don't change your whole career and nobody reads your posts anyway so you don't even think there's a point in writing them down anymore? yeah, me neither

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oh the constant attempt to romanticize my boring 8 to 5 job and wear cute outfits to the office and make myself delicious food just to feel happy once a day - capitalism ♥️