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i stab my hilariously funny drunk alter-ego in the back praying of a redemptive version rising from the ashes
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Onwards, lads! Pucker your lips and hope that Lady Luck favors you as we plunge into the head of the dragon of night!

©roy Rimmer
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Bonus meme: if you choose not to trust or love anybody, out of fear, you end up being the one hurting yourself.
“The truth of the matter is, you don’t get a say in who is going to hurt you. All you get a say in is who you’re going to trust, who you’re going to love, and if you’re lucky, they’ll love you back, and hurting you will be a foreign thought in their mind. I never got a say in what you did to me, but I get a say in who I love now, and who I let into my life. There’s just no room for people like you anymore.”
— laceerainspoetry, I Cleaned Out The Skeletons In My Closet, They Were All Named After You (via wordsnquotes)
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I know it was a successful meditation because I arrived at "god loves farting"
Have a good day and be zen
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Jeg får hæmorider af folk der siger: "ej, din mad er da ikke stærk"
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I sometimes judge a blogger by the content of their reblogs but it's only when they just won't stop reblogging beautiful things and I know that they are pure and beautiful themselves
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Even those who don't get caught still suffer a punishment.
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Medusa and Applied Mythology
Medusa: a monster which cannot be easily slain. Medusa, head of many snakes, which multiply upon decapitation. Cut off one head and two more emerge.
Take the modern day problem of loneliness. There are many facets or heads to this problem, and decapitation of a head, rather than of the main source, leads to more problems and no real long term cure.
A boy feels lonely, and lacking of intimacy or sexual contact.
So he searches up some porn, to alleviate this suffering.
His suffering is temporarily alleviated, to some degree. But the long term consequences means that now he's got a distorted sexual appetite. He's not learned any social skills or cultivated himself. Rather, arguably, he has deteriorated himself.
His loneliness returns, eventually, but now he also battles several new problems (medusa snakes), because he's more awkward and less in touch with reality.
Then, he decides he'll try and go out and find some people to talk with. So he goes to a bar and gets drunk. He finds bad people to hang out with. They use each other to get drunk, and never really get to know each other. They become more lonely, but now they've also built up a desire for alcohol or maybe even other drugs.
And the heads keep popping up. And the battle becomes more and more difficult.
So on and so forth.
Now, the real cure to the problem requires something akin to heroic action. It requires wisdom to see the folly of the current path. It requires difficult action of facing up to one's problems. Going to the source. Being willing to burn a lot of dead wood off.
You have to make meaningful relationships, if you want to actually combat the loneliness. The Medusa at the source of all the other problems.
So you see, Mythology isn't abstract art. It's highly useful and hyper real.
Another example: hunger.
What's the most efficient way to deal with hunger?
Fast food.
Does fast food bring its own set of problems with it? If the answer is yes then Medusa is afoot.
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It's a shame my gf doesn't really do social media cause she is beautiful
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YEET is just the name of that stick game that dogs developed hundreds of years ago
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hey ikk gør sjov med dem som er faldet og har slået hovedet og er blevet lidt skøre og mærkelige
synes paludan ligner én, der har rigtig mange mærkelige og klamme fetisches
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netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously
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humor holder i længden tho
har ikke noget talent og jeg er average pæn, derfor er jeg: ‘den sjove ven’
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Køb: færdiglavet pizza bund, mozarella kugle, lille pose kartofler og noget bacon (strimler eller tern).
Rul bunden ud og gnid noget olie på den. Skær kartoflerne og mozarellaen i skiver (no need to even skrælle), smid dem på pizzaen, og smid så baconen over.
15-20 i ovnen. Nemt. Lækkert. Mættende.
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