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Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits
Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!
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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
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oh we are never getting out of the learned helplessness cycle are we gang
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yes, they are facts, I read it on Tumblr
PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT
source?
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fully absolutely support this sentiment
comic about driving i guess
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#this is accurate to a scary level#no pics#no apps#very fewwww freinds#I hate going out side and I don't step out other than for my classes
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Well, I was supposed to be a doctor but now I'm unemployed and clueless at 26.. so yeah facts!

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you know how when your mom calls and asks how you are, you have this urge to act as if things are all right!, that you are okay, eh it's just a minor inconvenience you can handle, just so that she will not be disappointed at you being a whiny ass
but you also wanna tell her how terrible you feel, how it hurts and you don't feel like attending your classes or work or what not just so that she can console you
you are sure about the disappointment that would come but not the care..
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Teen Remus: what's an orgasm?
Teen James: It’s where you fold the little papers into birds and shit.
Teen Sirius: That’s oregano, bitch
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You know your drunk art post about love and personhood from 2019? Every night at bedtime my late cat would lie on my chest, and her little heartbeat would be right on top of mine, and I'd think about that piece of art you made, and have a similar sort of image in my head. Anyway, yesterday I finally put the image to paper, and idk where this is going, just that that piece of art you created means a lot to me. Have a cool day ✌️


OHHHH MY GOD!!!!! EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT THIS. ITS ALL BEEN WORTH IT
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Oh god yes!!! I know it's about being independent and the skill to go places and get things done on your own. And I know as a woman it'll be incredibly helpful and safe. But god I'm terrified. Like TERRIFIED of the prospect.
Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
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I’ll take your bad driver Steve rogers headcannons and raise bad driver Steve rogers who knows he’s a bad driver and doesn’t care
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