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2023 recap!

you were tired and sleepy

lethargic even

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So, I’m not dead. Nor am I deleting this blog. However, I’m no longer on Tumblr. I’ve moved, I’m engaged, and honestly life is healthier for me and I’d rather leave this place. But before I go, just on the off chance you’re still stalking this page James, I did it. I won. I’m happy. I don’t flinch when my fiance yells at games anymore. I’m not scared he’s going to kill me in my sleep. I’ve stopped having nightmares of you. 4 years after all the abuse, all the fucking bullshit you put me through, and I ended up on top. I still shake when my fiance moves too fast, and I still cry when I see my own blood, but I’m improving every day. I always said when I gave up on tumblr I’d put this out there for everyone to see. I won’t tag you, I’m better than that. But fuck you for all the shit you put me through and then made yourself the victim. Fuck you for running me out of the FAHC fandom. In the end, I came out better. So I hope you’re doing well because my therapists said it;s more telling of me to let go than hold on. But I want you to know you will never have my forgiveness.

For everyone else I’ve met here; sad to see you go. Hope everyone ends up in  a good place and enjoys their lives <3

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Am I the only that thinks Bucky is going to be the more lighthearted one of the two in the Falcon and Winter Soldier series, cause bro:

Sam looks so annoyed in every scene with Bucky. In this gif, he’s stressed, the “I left my oven on and I’m pretty sure that’s my building burning in the distance” kind of stressed and BUCKY LOOKS LIKE AN ACQUAINTANCE HAPPILY JOGGING ALONG AS UNWELCOME MORAL SUPPORT AND IT SEEMS TO BE CONSISTENT WITH THEM. Even when they’re fighting Peter, Bucky doesn’t grow more frustrated he’s kind of just like, “Damn,” and Sam is like, “mOTHERFUC-”

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Bonus: 

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MONEYBAGSHFHHJHS

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You’re like our local hero, man. It would mean a lot.

+ bonus

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Murder at Disney

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Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

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tropes i will never get tired of

fake dating

omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)

deadpan jokes while swordfighting

the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy

oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love

Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are

funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them

the villains presented as the protagonists

*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*

“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*

“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*

traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd

characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening

using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working

a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical

a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain

“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]”  “you lost it, didn’t you?”  “yeah”

“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”  “raise the dead”   “and what did you do?”  “raised the dead”

“I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*

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You Already Killed Them by Boris Groh

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