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“Master has forgotten about me...”

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The only reason I was so excited about Apo anime was to see TLoD Vlad vs Jeanne, Chiron, Avicebron, Karna, Achilles and Atalanta animated.

But ofc A-1 had to ruin it.

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wariixa:

⚔   “…” Altera ignored the Rider’s questions, closing her eyes and leaning forward where she sat, resting her chin against her curved fingers… No, she couldn’t ignore him… That would be rude… She was supposed to make nice with these people… 

She opened her eyes and brought their colors to him, taking a deep breath and answering him rather conversationally, “… No.”

No? So she did not eat anything weird that would be the cause for her quietness. Was she then just feeling ill? No, such concept as “illness” were unknown to the heroic spirits, unless there was another servant behind it, yet that seemed unlikely.

“Well tell me if you need something, I don’t mind going to fetch something for you.” Astolfo tried his best to befriend this servant, Attila the hun, like he had attempted to befriend almost each servant that Chaldea had to offer. Though he had failed with some, he would keep trying. 

“I know a secret stash full of sweets, snacks and the like, would you like to join me sometime and enjoy them together? What do you say, Attila-chan?”

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"You're the absolute cutest, Astolfo! I just wanna dress you up in all my cutest clothes and hug you!"

“You think so as well? Not a surprise, really. There was a reason why all the ladies fell for me back when I was still living~” And some still do, truly he was the most handsome knight serving under the king Charlemagne. “You are extremely cute as well, Master, I have no doubts that the clothes you have are just like you, cute!”

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❛ do you always carry handcuffs? ❜

“Interested? You can have them if you wish, I have no use for them.” The servant, Rider, mentioned. The handcuffs, made from normal black leather, were rotating around Astolfo’s fingers. He had accidentally forgot to take them off before leaving his master’s room after Celenike had her way with him, though these handcuffs were only one of the many, so the paladin could not bother to return them to his master. 

“I would imagine a saint like you has very little use for them.. “ Most certainly, the Jeanne D’Arc, the holy virgin was not interested in using them like Astolfo’s master, Celenike does. But in the end, what did he know? He barely knew her afterall.

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❝   ░   sherlock   s3   / starter   sentences.

feel   free   to   change   the   pronouns   to   make   these   fit !

❛  listen to me. i am not gay!  ❜ ❛  i’m definitely going to kill you.  ❜ ❛  oh, please. killing me, that’s so two years ago.  ❜ ❛  i don’t shave for [ name ].  ❜ ❛  oh, you should put that on a t-shirt.  ❜ ❛  i wanted you not to be dead!  ❜ ❛  yeah, well, be careful what you wish for.  ❜ ❛  those things will kill you.  ❜ ❛  you’d have to be an idiot not to see it. you love it.  ❜ ❛  i don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean.  ❜ ❛  why am I the only one who thinks that this is wrong? the only one reacting like a human being.  ❜ ❛  i believe in [ name ].  ❜ ❛  wait, before you do anything that you might regret, um, one question, just let me ask one question…  ❜ ❛  i’m not lonely, [ name ].  ❜ ❛  if you seem slow to me, [ name ], can you imagine what real people are like? i’m living in a world of goldfish.  ❜ ❛  well, the short version… not dead.  ❜ ❛  you know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick.  ❜ ❛  i can’t be seen wandering around with an old man.  ❜ ❛  no, i prefer my doctors clean-shaven.  ❜ ❛  that’s not a sentence you hear every day.  ❜ ❛  i don’t understand. i said i’m sorry, isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?  ❜ ❛  gosh, you don’t know anything about human nature, do you?  ❜ ❛  that’s impossible.  ❜ ❛  welcome to my world.  ❜ ❛  oh, [ name ]. what do we say about coincidence?  ❜ ❛  the universe is rarely so lazy.  ❜ ❛  they’re right about you. you’re a bloody psychopath.  ❜ ❛  imagine someone’s going to get murdered at a wedding. who exactly would you pick?  ❜ ❛  beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences and role models.  ❜ ❛  yeah, but am i a pretty lady?  ❜ ❛  you’re not really getting the hang of this game, are you, [ name ]?  ❜ ❛  do you always carry handcuffs?  ❜ ❛  you are not a puzzle-solver, you never have been. you’re a drama queen.  ❜ ❛  i have an international reputation. do you have an international reputation?  ❜ ❛  can you whisper?  ❜ ❛  marriage changes you as a person in ways that you can’t imagine.  ❜ ❛  i am a ridiculous man. redeemed only by the warmth and consistency of your friendship.  ❜ ❛  sorry, that was one more deduction than i was really expecting.  ❜ ❛  i wish you weren’t… whatever it is you are.  ❜ ❛  most ghosts tend to haunt a single house. this ghost, however, is willing to commute.  ❜ ❛  oh, do your research. i’m not a hero, i’m a high-functioning sociopath. merry christmas!  ❜ ❛  did you miss me?  ❜ ❛  your loss would break my heart.  ❜ ❛  what the hell am i supposed to say to that?  ❜ ❛  the problems of your past are your business. the problems of your future are my privilege.  ❜ ❛  [ name ], you are a back-stabbin’, heartless, manipulative bastard.  ❜ ❛  you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic, publicity-hungry, tabloid whore.  ❜ ❛  there’s nothing the matter with me! imagine i said that without shouting.  ❜ ❛  you’re gonna love being dead, [ name ]. no one ever bothers you.  ❜ ❛  is everyone i’ve ever met a psychopath?  ❜ ❛  everything’s available for a price. you making me an offer?  ❜ ❛  let me flick your face.  ❜ ❛  [ name ] is actually a girl’s name.  ❜

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me: i love seig, astolfo and jeanne as a trio, and i like them as an ot3, but i think only astolfo/seig would be romantic, while jeanne’s relationships would be platonic.

the fate apocrypha manga: no you don’t. you ship jeanne/astolfo now.

me: shit you rite. 

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~禮装のSUMMER~

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“I’m afraid I can’t allow you to do that~!”

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@colorlesshomunculus liked for a starter.

“Good morning, Sieg! Did you sleep well?” The rider asked across the room, laying down on the sofa inside the yggmillenia hideout two of them had been using for a while now. 

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Tfw you spend money on Cu Alter and end up rolling Vlad, Nightingale, Lancelot, Herc and Frankenstein.

And next day they announce Brynhildr rate-up.

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