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My collection of pressed flowers from this summer 🌸🍃🌼

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https://www.temu.com/m/hwEQgXWzmAKoC again, trying to earn free stuff lol

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Knock knock～A FREE Gift for you in Fishland on TEMU app by raising fish!!! Time-limited campaign for TEMU grand opening!

^ all that was the default text, it has you play some game where you feed fish. Just trying to speed up the process and get some earbuds.

(if you already have an account, you can still use the referral links, it'll just give me less lol)

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speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

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Accept my invitation on Temu to help me get my gift!🎁 I'm trying to earn a free plush lol

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This is from a comic about being creative. Read the rest on my website:  8 things I’ve learned about creativity.

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"horror movie characters make unrealistically bad choices" ok but what if it's a couple on the verge of a nasty, nasty divorce? they keep egging each other on to make the worst possible decisions in a time of crisis. there is a whole subplot where each character is trying to escape while ensuing their spouse still gets murdered bc it would save thousands in lawyer fees

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Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

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you wanna see one of my favorite bots of new york posts ever?

literally everything about this is perfect. i can't believe this is a bot post.

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'dagger of stabbing'

'boots of resist frost' yeah they're just boots

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I would argue that cargo shorts on a straight dude are inherently sexy. this is the breeding trait of a man who does not expect you to carry his stuff. he's self-sufficient, he has his own pockets, he doesn't expect to be constantly taking up real estate in your bag. and he's willing to make the sacrifice of looking like a complete dork to maintain that dynamic. alluring

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U peek into the wizard orb’s search history and see “woman wizards age 800-1200 single”