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I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

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walking in the wind // one direction

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I’m the guy meowing back

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An emotion: *pokes its head through the mountain of suppression I've buried it under*

Me, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

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Olympians: They’re just like the rest of us.

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a moment of silence for the guy in my lit class who responded to my professor saying “trigger warning” by shouting “TRIGGERED! I’M TRIGGERED!” and then said it 2 more times after nobody acknowledged him, each time a little quieter. he walked out of the class okay but there’s no telling what a self-own like that does to a man’s spirit

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Pokémon games

Pikachu: pika pika! 

Every other Pokémon: *computer generated screams of the damned*

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it helps when your Ultimate Wingman #2 has future vision

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College update (I LOVE IT WHEN THE POWER GOES OUT RANDOMLY) (also I fucked up my Spanish and you have permission to laugh at me)

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alright seriously can we talk about Fake AH Ryan having a double life? in the daytime he’s the vagabond with the crew and then at night he goes home to his little domestic family and shit. also bonus: none of the crew knows and they see Ryan out with his family one day and then they’re like “why didn’t you tell us???” and he just shrugs and is like “you didn’t ask”. I just need more ryan in my life

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This is all I could think of during the announcement, and I am sorry

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when somebody you know gets diagnosed with something you have

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