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q: are u much of a cuddler after sex? q: when did u become a womanizer? q: if i meet u face to face ill restrain myself from punchin u out. q: with all the power and influence you have u should atleast try to clea up your act a bit and grow up. take it from someone much older than you. q: do u think your 'ex' (you know which) gets in as much dirty flings as you? ha. u disgust me.

no intro, gettin right to it i guess. i like your spunk. 1. i really am, dude. it’s the worst. if i’m in love, it’s 100% worse, better run for your life lmao. i live for it. 2. honestly in my opinion, i don’t even consider myself a womanizer. i don’t necessarily try to be one most of the time. i guess i do sleep with a lot of chicks though. eh. but i really did live that womanizing life (lmao) after getting out of my first serious relationship. 3. i’m fucking scared, i’m like jilting i’m pausing. 4. i’m never going to do anything for the purpose of being a “good influence.” it’s not gonna happen, keep moving. but i have grown up a lot just on my own terms. the only person i’ll change for is myself or for someone i love. when i compare myself to a few years ago…you have no idea the changes i’ve made. 5. i mean, hit her up on ask. she’s gonna read this so i’m keeping my mouth shut. lmao

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have you and Nina done anything fancy as a couple yet?

fancy isn’t really a word i would use. lmao. we’ve only been together for a short amount of time, but yeah i’ll get her whatever she wants

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If you have a child with this one, I called it.

you can name it, too

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why go for a bird??WTF u are just hitting all of em now. must be desperate bye ass

lmfao it’s ok to be bitter

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I see that your status is set to 'TAKEN'?? Um, care to fill us in? I don't even recall you ever mentioning anything about a girl on Social Media.

sup anon, i’m loving the sunglasses. i decided to try this new thing where i…gasp….don’t put my relationships/love life on blast. i’ll gladly talk about past stuff, but for now i wanted to try something different. i just wanted a little privacy, but now that the cat’s out of the bag.. yeah, i’m enjoying my time with her. and i can’t wait to see her tomorrow night. after my last real relationship, who many probably don’t even know too much about, i was bouncing around a lot from girl to girl. But lately she makes me happy and is willing to listen to some shit but is also down for some batshit adventures. she definitely keeps me young to say the least. lol

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Silvs’ Question Box

so, i just cracked open silvs’ fucked up question box and i’m ready to see what the hell’s inside. i won’t try to get any new questions, i’ll just answer what i get. luck be a fuckin lady. i’ll stop at random points and do a few every so often. enjoy.

[A9] When was the last time in which you acted out like a child?

this is actually a good question for someone like me. lol. i’ve acted out a lot throughout my life... it was much worse when i was a fucking drug addict. i’m an emotional person with a temper, just do whatever my heart tells me to which has gotten me into so much shit over the years. when someone tries to fuck with me or start some shit with my girl or my friends, that’s where the issue lies.

[B3] Name a desicion which has had the longest lasting impact on your life.

wow, waste no fucking time silvs. lmfao. i’d say probably putting myself out there. getting attention for my personality and running with it. doing things like opening a club, trying to show people how tough i was, and acting like i was hot shit. lol. these things have definitely gotten me so much attention and gave me this status, people pay attention to me because of it. if i were to have just lived a chill life, maybe moved away, i can’t imagine anything being the same as it is now.

[A6] What is something that a girl can do to instantly TRIGGER you?

now we’re talking. a lot of things. consider me easily triggered. i’m a sucker for a lap dance, i’ve definitely said this in every survey i’ve ever taken. i like a girl who knows what she wants, maybe makes me work a little. you know what i mean? someone who thinks she can take charge. she can’t, i’ll throw her around in bed, but at least she tries.

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Random Shiz

12.03.17

Is there a person in your life that can always make you smile? for sure Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn’t around now? i'm in my twenties, you would be surprised how many people come and go throughout your life Are you a jealous person? very Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant? probably, i don't wanna get fat When is the next time you’re traveling out of state? dunno Can you write your name in a foreign language? tails can probably scrap something up in korean When you’re getting ready for something, do you listen to music? lmao i play music in the shower Do you leave the curtains/blinds closed or open while you sleep? wtf closed who the fuck would leave it open What is your favorite day of the week? friday Do you generally do the same thing every day of the week? no What is something you did yesterday and wish you could’ve done today? .....what? If you woke up tomorrow and knew/spoke a different language, which language would you want it to be? cella luna miedsu madeh What did you last order online? condoms imported from japan for my small peep Do you have any specific hobbies? most sports/working out pretty much What’s a song you recently discovered that you want to tell everyone about? idk probably now - logic Favorite fall or winter accessory? dude catch me in huge tims and giant scarves Do you like to swim? lmao fuck that How many books are in your room? some. wow sons reads!!! yeah fuck ya self i enjoy it What did you last eat? just ate some chocolate. wow these surveys make me sound like a fucking bum Name one of your goals for this year. keep working on myself What does your 9th message on your phone say? "eat my ass big boy" Look to your left. What’s there? the wrapper from my chocolate lmao How long does it take you to fall asleep? you have no idea Are you scared about the end of the world? not really. let it end. jk Is there a TV in the room you are in? yeah What are you looking forward to? i love Christmas time dude What comes to your mind when I say red? the color red 😂 What other language do you want to be fluent in? i swear i already answered this shit Do you crack your neck often? literally all the time Worst feeling in the world? overthinking Name something you think is pointless? my college education. just kidding. probably explaining yourself to other people who will just never understand where you're coming from. Favorite fast food restaurant? i don't know maybe like chipotle or burger king Have you ever been in a fist fight? yes Did you have a weird dream last night? lmao always fucking do Do you wish at 11:11? it happens

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Beautiful Women

12.01.17

"Describe something you feel other than horny urges when you look at beautiful women." -silvs i like this question lmao. shout out to you silvs for handing me something doable. you know, there's actually a lot to this. clearly i'm pretty single at the moment, but you know me....i'm someone who's always talking to someone. it's not very often i give myself a break to kind of just chill and do my own thing. even in the past when i was single, there's always something going on behind the scenes. but in my current state...i'm not gonna lie, i'm tend to look for something more. that's just who i am. i look at someone and kind of watch what they're doing, get a read on what type of person they are. people don't think i'm observant, but trust me i see a lot. and i know exactly what's happening. i see the girls who play by the rules, that like to fall in line and are careful not to make waves. but the ones i pay attention to are the ones who challenge me, keep me guessing. if i see someone at a baseball game and it's like, oh wow why is she hanging out with this person? or did she really have the balls to just say that fucked up joke to me? i can't get enough. it's just charismatic to see someone fucking beautiful own some crazy shit. and when i look at someone like this, i feel a lot of things. i wanna get to know them, suddenly i have blinders on lmao. i wanna tame them, it's a game and i have to win. i wanna figure out why and who and how. and i just like spontaneity. always learning about who i'm with. i'm relationship oriented, i like to build myself around who i'm with, which ties back to my previous question. but mostly i just kinda...what's the word. i fall easily, i'd say. i guess i'm pretty optimistic, a little naïve maybe, and definitely have a wild imagination. these things really work together to make me think a lot about someone just by looking at them. especially the ladies, of the lakes. cheers silvs.

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Different Friends

11.28.17

shout out to my main man deeks for dropping this q. wait, it's literally been 3 years since i last posted some shit. so....welcome back, sonny salamis™. yeah that's right, my fans have a name. i love my  salamis™. so the original q was "how bout a time where u hangin out with like wicked different people and didnt know how to act? like if u hang with ya g friends, but u always hangin with ya nerd friends" and i think this is pretty interesting. i can definitely say i'm pretty different depending on who i'm around, and not only that, but also just depending on my mood. so it's pretty easy to see different sides of me. but i think that each person kind of receives their own version of me? it's all me at the core, just certain things enhanced or hidden. (idk why this is my idea for an example, but) the way i am with falcon for instance. i'm definitely gonna show more of my noble, chill side, probably not gonna start raging and chugging jager bombs in his presence. someone like yosh, i'm more of a goofball and will total shit on myself for a laugh. if i was chillin with krystal, probably gonna put my best foot forward lmao. so knowing this about me... i'd say i'm pretty adaptive. to answer your questions deeks, i think i can act similar to whoever i'm with. obviously if they are way off either end of the spectrum, it's just impossible. like i really just can't get on mag's level 100%. or on the opposite end, someone like zebes with too much fucking swag. if i can recall a specific time when i was with "wicked different people and didnt know how to act"...it's hard to say. i bet if i was plopped in the middle of the dbz mood, i would truly relate to this question lmao. but for now, i wouldn't say anything specifically. like even when i was chilling with the bombers (feb 2012 maybe? someone do sons trivia) i fit in because i'm just a piece of rubber dude, i go with the flow. call me fucking gumby. can you tell i'm pissed at this question? i'm kidding (a little), this is actually making me introspect a lot deeks. who else. i can make most situations work, like girlfriend's families, any type of mood gathering, etc. i'll let you know when i'm genuinely dumbfounded on how to act lol.

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Bored as Fuck (aka the 3 year survey)

11.28.17

3/7 1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?good question to the gay kid's tumblr i got this from 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?not currently 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?SEND EM TO REHAB lmfao. 5/30 4: Do you find it easy to trust others? yeah, i meet people and tell them everything. 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? hanging around with my bro's, getting the shit scared out of us, lmfao. it was a chill night. 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? shads, mota, blaze, some random chick 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? that shit don't work i just laugh 8: Are you close with your dad? he's aight. 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? nahz 10: What are you listening to? it's silent yo 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? i'm assuming this means alcoholic because who the fuck wouldn't pick water. let's go with some jack d honey 12. Do you like hickeys? yee 13: What time do you go to bed? varies alot. sometimes i'll stay up all night, sometimes i'll go to fall asleep before the sun goes down. let's say 6 to 6. 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? nah because i cut the negativity out of my life. 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? two is faster, but one is doable ;) 16: Do you always answer your texts? if i care enough 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? no 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? few minutes ago 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? yes, lots of people 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? the little girl in curse of blackwater 21: Is anyone else in the room with you? nope 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? yes 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? no 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? if i have issues with people, it's for a reason 25: In the past week, have you cried? no 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? bebub's infected pussy 27: Do people ever call you by your last name? uh. no 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? nah 29: Do you have a best friend? yep 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? no 31: Who was your last call from? shadz 32: Are you mad at anyone? nah 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? i want to say no...actually, yes 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 69 35: How many more days until your birthday? peepee 36: Do you have any summer plans yet? its symma --3 years later-- 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? yes, some of my best friends actually 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? mmm...maybe a little 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? i don't think so 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? probably, but i'll say no lmao 41: Do you think age matters in relationships? not at all 42: Are you available? ;) 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? 3, maybe 4 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? damn i would look like a fuckin twink with anything lmfao 45: Do you believe exes can be friends? of course 46: Do you regret anything? refer to treecko's prompt that isn't posted yet lol 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? honestly, not much. i'm chillin 48: Did you ever lose a best friend? yes 49: Was your last kiss a mistake? nah 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? lol 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? yeah 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? yes 53: What was the last thing you ate? shads just gave me pretzel goldfish (ily hoski) 54: Did you get any compliments today? lmao um probably 55: Where are you going on your next vacation? can we have a squad vacation to disney, i'm beggin ya mars please take us all 56: Do you own anything from other countries? yep 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? even spread 58: Where have you lived most of your life? Mobius bitch 59: When was the last time you took a long drive? i never really do that 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? LOL probably in like 7th grade while i talked about how much i hate mr linnehan 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? yes 62: Who do you text the most? closest friends. is that too vague soz 63: What was the last movie you saw? fuck it should have been elf. wtf did i last see, maybe cars. wow i'm an adult 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? we're not on those terms ha 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010? oh wow 7 years ago what's up. 1 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? yes why do you keep asking about her so much lmao damn 67: Do you curse around your parents? yeah 68: Are you happy with where you live? yee 69: Do you collect anything? std's 70: What’s your favourite colour? orange 71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone? idk what it was 72: Has anyone ever cheated on you? yes 73: What are your plans for tomorrow? live me life 74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one? nooope 75: Does your last ex have a job? uh yeah being a crack whore 76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship? prob is 77: Where is your cellphone? right here 78: What colour is your cellphone? gold like me nuts 79: What did you dream of last night? eating pussy 80: Are you atheist? no 81: Will you change your name when you get married? i'm literally a man 82: Are you ready for autumn weather? it's winter fuckface 83: Have you had any big storms recently? actually...yes 84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing? pajama BITCH

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Silvs’ Spicy Saucy Shitballs

5.30.14

happy summer 2014, errybody. wow i'm wasted. just read this shit will ye -sons --Silvs' Spicy 20-- ~Say Goodbye as we dance with the FrankerZ tonight. Don't you dare look at him in the eye~ 1.) If you somehow became a father in the middle of the summer, what would your first reaction be? And who would you hope for the mama to be? ;) ahh, my favorite position to put myself in. again. in all seriousness, everything depends. my reaction would differ depending on the situation but it under no circumstance would i be jumping for joy, to put it lightly. my initial reaction would be fuck my asshole with literally no lube, my second reaction would be alright how can we make this work. i'd want the mom to be chill (ew "mom") and responsible. so none of the girls i've fucked. 2.) You hear the sound of popcorn crackling, or so you think. Turns out, Baby has slipped a Zucchini flower over his dick and is drilling a girl in the ass. It turns out to be one of your ex’s. Who do you hope it is? blaze because she would enjoy that and she deserves some lovin'... and check your @ mentions, dumbass. 3.) Give me a no holds fantasy that could actually happen that demonstrates how you will get the most of every chance you get this summer. getting high as hell, speeding around the neighborhood with a car full of drunken hooligans and horny chicks looking for somewhere to terrorize at 4 in the morning. says it all. 4.) You meet an attractive Hermaphrodite in the Nights mood. Don't be shy, explain how you get your sexual groove on with all types of sexual organs at your disposal. ...wow, silvs. "don't be shy" LMAO. i don't think i could get my groove on. especially if their dick is bigger than mine. but i certainly appreciate the weird sexual androgynous people of the nights mood. 5.) An egg gives you a wet willy, but rather than using spit, fresh semen is used. How do you respond to this action? bitch go deff. my reaction would be to slaughter the egg with my barehands, but that might cause a whole gang to turn against me. so...maybe i'd just flush it out with water and soap. and cry. 6.) How do you want to be remembered after the wild events of this summer have unfolded? someone who literally never gave a fuck and was always down to have a good time. the life of the party. always found his way into a girl's pants. kept it fucking real, got the most out of life, and never stopped smiling. rest easy. 7.) Which of the following horror beasts would you want to meet your demise from? Slenderman, Smiledog, Wers (Outlast), Alien from Deep Down Dark, or Jeff the Killer? fuck, i love them all so much. maybe wers for obvious reasons. i hope he'd open the locker and kill me. can you imagine how terrifying. 8.) Who is the smallest / chibiest girl you would consider getting sexual with? should i give like, a specific name? for age, the lowest i'd go is probably ...15? no, 14. i've answered this before somewhere. dude age is just a number!!1 but really, who doesn't love jailbait. HAHA i'm not even kidding 9.) A mood where no matter how attractive the girl is, you would not mess with. i answered this before! i said sticks though, like what a shitty answer. hot girls from the stick mood?? lmfao i'm trippin. i'll say....mm. i don't know. i've befriended some bombers in my day, so i already crossed that line. i don't want to say the eggs, that's too obvious. OH i know, dbz. ## Mini – Mayham ## [Begin] 1.) A guy from your own mood- shads 2.) A guy from another mood- magikoopa 3.) A girl from your own mood- becky 4.) A girl from another mood- krystal 5.) A father figure from another mood- falcon 6.) A mother figure from another mood- peach 10.) If #4 and #3 (#2 and #1 if you’re a girl) started getting really sexual, would you be excited for the lez / gay fest about to begin? down boy. this is my fucking dream team. ...it's best we move on. 11.) #2 and #6 are gonna have a baby. Will you attend the wedding? in a heartbeat. but mars won't. or any of the mario mood. lmfao 12.) If #6 was breastfeeding #1, what would your thoughts be? MY NIGGA. 13.) #3 is enjoying a baseball game, until she gets clubbed in the face from #2 and then groped by #1 on the ground. Would you step in to challenge #1 and defend her? first of all, i'd kick rip mag's fucking head off. second, that's reeeally out of character for shads, but if he was shitfaced, it makes sense. i'd knock him the fuck out. gotta defend the boo 14.) #4 (#2 if you’re a girl) is willing to give you straight up sex in the bathroom, but #5 (#6 if you’re a girl) has to be watching you (and may potentially get involved). Accept or deny? accept in .2 seconds 15.) #6 vows to follow you around for a whole day and see your personal life. What would she learn by the end of the day about you? her pure eyes would be burned to a crisp by the end of the day. she'd know all about the lack of innocence. ## Mini – Mayham ## [End] 16.) In general, are people like Rayman, Lucario, Treecko, Toon Link worth the hassle to hate them? What are your true feelings on these people? none of those people are worth a millisecond of my time. ray ACTUALLY used to be cool, years ago, but then decided to be a dumbass bro for no reason. his life is a joke, but he's good comic relief. lucario is the definition of thinking he's tough shit. he's not even fucking real. again, good laughs. treecko is just scary. atleast i've bonded with all the others at one time or another. this kid literally just comes out of nowhere to make social networking sites for the sole purpose of stalking me and my mood. i'll seeya (peace emoji). and ofcourse, toon is a wonderful attribute to the human race and to the world as a whole. completely understandable, very intelligent, isn't an asshole, etc 17.) All Jokes aside, if some actual semen landed on your leg from Rhydon fucking someone in the bathroom, what would you do? I mean, would you just wash it off and continue with your day? Or would you run home screaming? Would you confront Rhydon? Maybe even steal his girl?? i'd rather not have rhydon's seconds, thanks. i'm assuming i'm really fucked up in order for this scenario to happen, so i'd probably just try to fight him right there and then. ye i just realized i'm a pretty aggressive drunk. it is what it is. if i was sober enough to have common sense, maybe i'd just wipe it on his face and walk away 18.) I know we’ve all been around the block a few times, but name a girl and a guy who scare you from another mood, people who you would never approach. broly for obvious reasons, and angelica from the eggs because she's totally the type to whip a pocket knife out of her tits and cut your dick off for literally no reason. 19.) Time to get the bad blood going! Name a girl who would look like SHIT without makeup, and a guy who look GREAT with makeup! tiny kong. silvs. everyone already knew these. 20.) Last but not least: give an example of the most extreme type of prank you would pull on someone. It could be as grabs a whoopee cushion, or something that could ruin someone’s life. maybe i could prank some chick i slept with that i have an std. that's honestly a good one. i may have to use that soon.

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~ Magikoopa’s Official Survey To Sons ~

2.19.14

1.) If you could date any girl in the Mario mood, who would it be? i hope i'm not looking over any pristine pieces of meat, but i'm gonna have to say rosalina. #fuckinpawnable 2.) What was your life like before you were famous? good question, little one. i always thought i was important, so i always acted confident and whatnot. but things used to be veryyy simple compared to how they are now. everything's still the same at the core, though.. if that makes any sense. in other words, there may be all the excess that comes with "fame" on the outside, but my priorities are still the same. 3.) If you could play in the baseball games, what position would you play? outfield's my shit. maybe pitcher if i was the captain of my team 4.) What is the secret thing ingredient that makes a great baseball game for you? top of the line women, substances, and music. also pre-gaming at the club always gets the hype up 5.) How do I become more like you?? lol. just do whatever the fuck you want 6.) What do you do if your peepee gets hard when a pretty girl is around? shove it up their ass 7.) Do you think Diddy is a Nigger? And DK? diddy yes. deeks fuck no 8.) What is good Medicine to take before a big party? whatever you got. adderall's fun. normally i'll just take a few shots before a party because i usually get all my shit from people during. 9.) In the pool do you wear nothing or bathing suits? I want to drop by this year. YOU wear your fucking cape 10.) Who is your favorite Pokemon or best friend Pokemon? my favorite is lopunny, my best friend..? i don't know that many, probably onix 11.) Have you ever thrown up in Public? never ever. lol. but really, that's when you know i went fucking hard. i keep my shit down 12.) My bum peals from rashes when I accidentally poop in public. I need advice. you kill me. if you get really fucked up you won't even notice and neither will anyone else. promise 13.) Are you and Sally Done for good? yep. 14.) WHat is your favorite snack from the Snack Bar? the popcorn is alright, everything else is grimey as fuck 15.) Last but not least - Have fun getting Pussy!! you too man. you too

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Shads’ UFS

1.18.14

If you swallowed your pride, you would choke to death. Disclaimer: ...This survey was made at midnight and beyond. Viewer discretion is fucking advised. 1.) Your fist has to be inserted into the ass of a Pokemon. Which, and why?lopunny because i just beat her in beer pong. she clearly won the bet 2.) What is one song you wouldn't be caught dead listening to?fuck. maybe brokencyde and all that? but i jammed that in 08. i wouldn't really be embarrassed by anything, i guess. call the docta, i'm a monsta. (already wasted) 3.) What will your face tattoo be for Summer 2014?LOVE IT. literally just a pot leaf, small. next to my right eye. 4.) Best "out of mood" set of titties you can think of? (Guy and Girl)wow. this requires some serious concentration.....AH CANDY KONG for sure. if deeks wasn't my bro... if deeks wasn't my fucking bro. for a guy, i'll say wers. there's definitely some fat ass pokemon i'm missing, but i'll stick with my grandson. globes gets an honorable mention 5.) Lickitung grabs you with his toungue, and you are dragged to the depths of a baseball game. Literally, to an underground rape chamber. Amidst the commotion of Tentacruel's tentacles nearly knocking you unconscious, you notice there are three girls (name them), and two guys (name them). Well, you notice that the first girl you named is in front of you (you can see her ass), and you realize you can save her from tentacruel's wrath by shoving your dick up her ass. Do you do it? Also, during the session, you realize that Machamp is vigorously pumping his rather veiny penis. As you are all swung around, you realize that as you let out your screams from being raped, droplets of Machamp's sperm go in your mouth. The second guy will now get raped by Machamp, unless you want to take it from Machamp to save him. Do you?the sad thing is, i'm CERTAIN shit like this actually goes down. that's just horrible, not gonna lie. the three girls are clearly fifi, fairy bomber, and rosalina. the guys are monte and jet. i would have to consider the pros and cons of saving fifi by fucking her in the ass, but eventually i'm pretty sure i'd do it out of the goodness of my heart. and jet...? machamp can fuck him. i love the kid to death, but i'm pretty sure he'd enjoy it a little anyways. 6.) Alright, big boy. Number these scenario's from "most likely to do" to least likely. a.) Lean, shoulder first, into a girl, and slowly begin to rub her shoulders until you reach her tits, and give them a squeeze.b.) Go behind a girl, and slowly grind with her, getting extremely sexual and then easily squeezing her cheeks.c.) Lifting up a girls shirt, sucking her nips and then quickly run like hell before she has a chance to react.d.) Pretend to "accidentally" elbow a girl in the face, and then romantically pick her up and ask her if she's okay, giving her a magical look in the eyes, allowing you to make a move.e.) Bringing her a drink, then spilling it on her, and offering to rub it away with your hands.f.) Smacking a girl's ass for no reason and go in for a feel. b, a, f, e, c(?), d 7.) "Molestor Mode Engage" You see a kind-of young looking girl from across the stadium, no idea what mood she's from. She flashes you and reveals a decent sized chest, and does a quick sexy dance, and blows a kiss and laughs. However, she is lost amongst the crowd. Do you go after the unknown young girl, or play it safe incase it's some kind of trap?charge like there's no fucking tomorrow 8.) Globes is ejaculating nutella, and you realize that a couple of Fan Characters are massaging/sucking his ballsack. Describe how you would go about either ending, or joining in, on this orgy.since they're fc's, they must be dope as fuck. damn, this is so hard to think about in a sober state of mind. if i was stoned out of my mind, maybe i wouldn't notice globes' smell so i could just go to town on one of the girls. but that means i'd technically have been in an orgy with globes. let's go with no for this one. 9.) You realize it's gonna be one of those nights. Your blurred vision slowly reveals Mogul in the nude. He's ripped, and he has a girl that you care about held hostage. In this biazarre situation he demands that you must abuse her, or he'll rape the shit out of you. Would you take it from Mogul to save the girl, or abuse the girl to save your ass?well, it's someone i care about right? goodbye to my asshole. wait, why's he ripped? no need shads. 10.) Just as Quagmire met his match, there will always be a bitch crazier than you. If you were in a situation where a girl was going hard as fuck on you (Streching your asshole, bending your nipples, yanking your dick, fisting your ass, tying and cutting off your circulation, etc...) how would you save yourself?i wouldn't. there's a very small portion of myself, repressed in the depths of my asshole, that would absolutely love it 11.) Name the worst kisser out of these: Daisy, Noki, Dixie, Bellossomi was like, who the fuck's "noe-kee?" but noki! (kid, you're a molestor). i'm gonna say bellossom. here's my reasoning. daise is probably #10 on this survey, i can't even think about doing ANYTHING with noki because that's fucking weird, and dixies got them nigga lips. so piks' whore 12.) What do you think is reasonable behavior when you get caught in a lie when you're talking to a girl?fess up. they'll find out regardless. if there's anything i've learned in my life, it's just man up to your shit and brace for impact a.) Whip it out and make some creamb.) Laugh it off and quickly change the subjectc.) Slap her in the face and hump her on the groundd.) Bring up some blackmail you have of here.) Man up and accept the lief.) Pretend to get a phone call and slowly walk away that's awkwud. let's order this, shall we.e if it's a serious relationship, if notd, f, c, b, a. actually i'd probably do all of those in that order. (i fucking died at c) 13.) If you were physically Machop, and Machop was you, would you still go hard and try to get girls? I mean, you're fucking Machop. But you still think the same...damn, this may be the hardest question so far. maybe, but i'd probably go after 5-6's instead of 9-10's. idk it would be grabs. maybe i'd commit suicide 14.) For whatever reason, nidoqueen wants you to eat her out. She is letting you choose hershey syrup, vanilla ice cream, honey mustard, or nutella as a complementary lubricatorial ingredient. Which do you choose? Give a little description of your sexual - bringing process as you slowly drive the three hundrer pound beast of a woman to a pleasing orgaIsm.first, DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. second, why's there so many typos you chubby chaser? this is honestly THE single most fucked up scenario i've ever placed myself in, in my entire life. vanilla ice cream. if anyone picks honey mustard i'm gonna fuckign SHOOT MSYELF AHH NOW IM DOIONG TYPOS 15.) If you saw a Pichu take a quick small dump in someone's drink at a baseball game, would you tell them? Or let em slurp the rock?i'm staying the fuck out of the pokemon mood. let 'em slurp unless they're one of the very few people i truly care about. that shit is funny as fuck 16.) "I don't know where ya goin' but do you got room for one more troubled soul?" You hear Falco say to you. You must be extremely fucking wasted, because you have an erection at his voice and the sight of his birdly swagger. (You realize you can't get any girls for that night...) How would you use Falco to get quick relief while still (somewhat) keeping your dignity?how the absolute fuck do you expect me to answer this? maybe i'd just picture him fucking krystal and jack off 17.) What's a memory that, no matter what has happened or will happen, always brings you to a calm and serene state of mind?ignoring the previous question/my answer, this is on a very serious note. just the fact that memories of things--most things--are always there, and even if things or people change, you always have those memories fall back on. and sometimes it helps you realize things may not be that different. i see the words "Tiny" and "blows a load" in the question below this and can't take life seriously. i guess just living in the past a little sometimes makes me calm, but then coming back to reality is bittersweet. i don't know. 18.) Your head is grabbed and forcibly shoved to Tiny (from the crash mood)'s cock and he blows a load in your mouth. You immediately go to spit, but you realize you're in Bomber territory and if you spit, you will be killed on the spot. You have to run across the stadium while gurgling Tinys cum. Would you be able to last, or would you spit and have Ninja B end your summer?if it was to save my life, i'd try to gurgle. well not gurgle. just not spit. lmfao. but if i was shitfaced as it was, or just reacting to instincts, i'd spit immediately and be killed. baseball games are starting to sound less appealing 19.) Zebes offers you to hang with him at the next baseball game. Describe which girl you would bring along for the trip, and how you would dress/act around the big Z and Donks.ahh. i'd bring someone hot as fuck, but well behaved. krystal fits the bill. i'd dress and act normal, but not gonna lie, i'd try a little bit harder with everything. cuz why not. it's zebes and donks. come on. also i wouldn't get incredibly fucked up, because i'd make an ass of myself. 20.) Geodude has molested Jigglypuff, and you see her on the floor, nearly deflated and covered in sperm. You go down to give her some words of advice, and find that she gets a second wind and wants to fuck you. Taking note of her round and puffy physique, and the fact that you're in public at the baseball game, you...accept. maybe kick her in the teeth though, she's covered in geodude's sperm, that's fucking grimy. yeah, i definitely wouldn't accept thinking about it now 21.) You see an extremely attractive girl from the back and want to get her in the bag. You walk over and realize that she is you in female form... how do you give it to yourself?definitely in the ass because i wouldn't want to see my face. 22.) It is a baseball game near the end of Summer 2014... the clock is just about striking 3:00 AM. You inexplainably have large gauges (half-dollar size), and you notice a group of EXTREMELY hot FC's approaching, and they say they'll only do lines with, and fuck you, if you spit Scourge's semen into their mouths. This means that you'll have to transfer it from your mouth to theirs, (keep in mind at this point you've been drinking for hours and feel like death)... would you go through with the challenge?yep. literally no hesitation with this for whatever reason. probably just because this will actually happen. it's actually sad how realistic this is. 23.) This question is completely... just different from the rest. Try to take it seriously. Basically, you overhear Aiai and his gang getting racially harassed from some Brawl Trolls... would you get involved? Or just walk by and pretend you didn't hear anything?oh i'd fuck up those brawl trolls. i'd call them out in a heart beat, because aiai doesn't deserve that shit. the trolls are probably retarded and fat anyways. but even if they weren't (fat ass chance) there's still no excuse to start shit with someone like aiai. always stick up for my nigga. 24.) Out of these various events, name one that is enough to bring you to your senses, (even if you're completly shitfaced)a.) Globes rip's ass within 5 feet of youb.) Some puss from Olimar's pimple he just popped lands on your armc.) A Bomber's head flies through the warm night, nearly too fast to be seen, still screamingd.) You hear a girl scream as if she's seen a ghost b, a, d, c (that's how often i expect c to happen.) 25.) Generally, are you one to go along the crowd at high-energy situations? For example, if a good friend of yours was passed out, and you noticed people doing the usual antics of permanent marker, etc. But then they take it a step further and break out the tattoo machine, and even sprinkle a little piss or shit on him, would you defend his honor/join in/or just watch?damn. if they were like a good friend, i'd want to help them. sincerely. but 1) if i'm really fucked up i'd probably think it's hysterical 2) i'd just be happy it's not me 3) let's be honest. i'd join in. i'd probably start it though. to answer the original question, i totally go along with the crowd. but i start what the crowd is doing if that makes sense. 26.) What type of partier would you define yourself as? And to make it more interesting, pick ANY guy and ANY girl of your choosing, and define them as well from the following types: i.) 'The Big Sho' - #1 Big cheese. You wander around without a single fear, always socializing, never afraid to look anyone in the eyes, you scope out nearly every large gathering at the stadium and look for the freshest of meat.ii.) 'Silent But Crazy' - You party hard and in the shadows. Roaming around, you're never in one place for too long unless you've found a girl or some ridicuolously crazy shit going down.iii.) 'Thug' - You basically have mad swag, and display it through exaggerated forms of dance, walk and bravado. It's as if there are always camera's rolling on you, and even a simple laugh could be a movie scene to you.iiii.) 'The Energizer' - You are insane. You're loud as hell, always flailing around, screaming when the crowd screams, always yelling to people, pushing, shoving, drinking and dancing.v.) 'Casual' - You are a casual attendee. There are some games where you legitamtely watch the baseball game, and have conversations with your friends. Every blue moon, you may make a trip to get a standard snack or drink. After the game, you always go right home.vi.) 'Missionary' - You are always on some type of extremely specific mission, and pay absolutely no mind to anyone or anything that doesn't have to do with your business. Whether it be exchanging, buying, or doing something specific.vii.) 'Good Boy' - You are one of the few. But they are there. Most wear the 'Staff' badge proudly displayed on their clothes. You stand by, and watch and inspect the crowd to make sure everyone is safe. You can coordinate medical help if an emergency breaks out, you keep a watchful eye over the stadium at all times, and pick up any trash you see.viii.) 'Smogger' - You're a smogger. Meaning, you set yourself up in one place, and you don't leave. Be it your bong, your tobacco, cigar, drinks, you are rather stationary and are focused on ingesting your products of choice, and only go to the bathroom for sexual or throw-up related purposes.viiii.) 'Troublemaker' - No one likes these kind of people. These people are the essence of people like Dingo, who parade around, looking to piss people off for no reason. Be it punching someone in the head, spiking a drink, stealing a wallet, you're out to take advantage and make fun of people. i'm the perfect mix of the big sho and missionary, for sure. i'm a bit of a thug too. i'll say becky is a mix of energizer, the missionary, and there's some big sho in there. and instantly, lanky is the definition of a fucking smogger 27.) Name a mood, if any, where you would never tap a girl no matter how hot she was. sticks 28.) Do you NEED to drink/smoke to have a good time at a baseball game? from the few times (twice maybe?) i've been sober at baseball games, i've still had fun. it was just really awkward and i had to preoccupy myself with something else. you're reeeally fucking missing out if you stay sober 29.) Name some factors which decide that a seemingly harmless and fun time has turned into a very dangerous situation that you need to escape.it's sad that alot of these factors i'm about to name happen frequently. i'd say a serious brawl happening right next to you, bonus points for blood or pieces of glass. also when a serious drug is out, like the boundary's been crossed. i've responded pretty poorly in the past. but i remember being already in the fucked up state of mind and trying to hear my conscience over the music and people yelling. this is a story for another time though. what else? probably in general when i'm making my way through the bombers/eggs/gang territory. basically, if i'm not absolutely fucked up, i'm terrified. i remember being stoned thinking "what's wrong with this?" i almost died that night. good times. 30.) The morning after a crazy fucking party... what do you usually do to deal with the pain?hit the blunt my nigga 31.) If you are chilling with a friend who you know isn't a fan of partying, drinking, etc. Would you still drink/go hard as fuck? Or be more chill, or not even drink at all?why would i be friends with them 32.) You're getting blown in the bathroom, when all of a sudden, in walks Monkey Khan. You realize that he's extremely pissed off at you. Presumably, his girl is sucking your dick. Without ruining the experience, how do you get him to leave?allow him to fuck his girlfriend while she blows me 33.) Does the reality of the world ever get to you?yes, but i shut it out with substances 34.) Is there any type of drug or drink or anything that you have banned yourself from having?i've broken that rule twice and set new boundaries each time :( my newest boundary is heroin, and there's no chance i'd ever do that. or krokodil 35.) Have you ever been at fault for someone crying, when good times were supposed to be had?yes sir, only in a relationship though. could you imagine this happening during a ons. killlmeee 36.) Give me a 'yes' or a 'no' if you would accept food from the following people: 1.) Biscotti's from Bishop Bomber2.) Lasagna from Loo3.) Garlic Bread from Falcon4.) Cream of Wheat from Wal5.) Sushi from Musashi6.) Crabcakes from Eggy7.) Cupcakes from Birdo8.) Macaroni from Bean 1. yes (JUST to see if i could survive, no other purpose)2. in a fucking heartbeat3. yee4. absolutely not5. yesss6. fuck yeah7. no8. fuck no 37.) You have somehow become really good friends with Slippy Toad. Literally almost best friends, you've chilled nearly daily, done shrooms, shot the shit, partied hard. One summer night when you and Slippy are chillin together (the windows are open and a slight chilling breeze is blowing through), and Slippy comes back with some amazing Rootbear Floats for you two to enjoy. When the Football game hits a commercial, he looks at you and tells you that he feels comfy enough with you to tell you that he is homosexual and finds you attractive. He leaves the room to get another snack. What in the hell do you do? a.) Leave the houseb.) Talk to him and tell him that you appreciate his honesty; nothing's different between you guysc.) Tell him that you're a bit creeped out and laugh it outd.) Tell him that he shouldn't have told you that faggot shit and that you're not friends anymoree.) Punch him in the facef.) Tell him that you admire his honesty; but you're now a bit more weary about spending time with him. i'll go with b, but if he's persitant, a. maybe e for kicks 38.) So, you're having a great time at The Club with an extremely attractive girl, and she has just come back from the snack stand with some popcorn for you. A few minutes goes by, and you find something extremely cold and chewy in the popcorn. You eat a little piece of it and swallow, and can't recognize the taste. You take some of it out, and hold it up to the light to try and figure out what it is. You ask her and she laughs and tells you she put the bloody ear lobes of Ixis Naugus in your popcorn as a joke. You look at your hands and see the blood on them. What the fuck do you do? (now that i just threw my fucking hot dog away) i punch her in the face as hard as i can, then fuck her and shove naugus' ear lobes down her throat 39.) Since this is the last "real" question of the survey, it's going hard as fuck. Your blurred vision becomes clear as you are extremely freezing and feel blood rushing to your head. You are hanging upside down, and notice that people are throwing huge rocks at you. Some are missing, but some are hitting your arms. Bark the Polar Bear screams at you "Tell me your sincere #1 Regret in Life, and I will Release you and spare your life." ...You heard the man, no lying.i regret doing horrible things to people i love(d) that didn't/don't deserve it. very vague, but it applies to a lot of things and i still smell naugus' ear lobes. i regret letting people down. 40.) You walk outside, the sun is shining, it's the first day of Summer 2014. Everyone's having a blast in the pool, chillin in the club, and no one gives a fuck about anything. Congrats, ya made it.this isn't even a question, but my answer is carve out my eyeballs and fuck someone's mother. what up vanilla. --[ The Bonus ]-- 41.) You don't know what time of the year, or day, or month it is. You awake in a dark and moist room, and hear awkward moaning sounds, and the sound of an ass being slapped echoes very loudly. You realize that in the corner of the room, you can see a sihloutte of someone on top of someone else. Well... Wal is vigorously giving it to rosalina in the ass. You turn around and catch a glimpse of slender man. The room is large, dark, with no windows. You then turn back around and find Wal and Rosalina gone, you're on your own. You see a phone in the corner of the room. You run over to it, and can only make one call to a friend. Who do you call and what do you say? Slendy's hungry. hmm. i don't fucking know. wers. i'd tell him i love him and that his best friend got it the fuck in, and he should too. wers is probably one of the VERY few genuine people left in my life. 42.) Wild night out with The Chaotix, or Romantic night in with a girl?outtt with the fucking chaotix (fuck what i said about krokodil. jk) ~Well, 42 is the answer of life, so that's the last question. I hoped you learned something about ya self. Suck Big Ry's nips for brutal milk. (Tim's dick for Brutal Sperm) Black Bull, OUT!~ don't be out for too long. you saucy fucker. i learned a lot about myself.... (shit).

[theinfamoussons]

Sex Survey

1.4.14

the numbers are off cuz i deleted shit that didn't apply. have fun.

1: Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer? wasting no time i see. the couch is always nice, but i like the kitchen because it's the thrill of doing something so vial. 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why? neither. it was new years and i was shitty. i don't even know her name. it was probably the most meh blowjob i've ever received 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: ahhh. hm. ariel? if she had legs and all 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: grinding. takes the cake. 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: never say never. i would say in straight up public, but i probably would if i was really fucked up. 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: there are so many. being walked in on by a little pink toad at the baseball stadium. having to stop in the middle of really rough sex so she can answer the phone and say "hi daddy" and have a full out conversation. yep. the most awkward things happen when you're sober. lesson learned, kids. 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: mars on a wrecking ball. 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: lap dance 10: Top or bottom? ahh both. switch off. 11: We were about to have sex but then ________we got high instead 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? depends on the situation 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: solid gold ass plug 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: there are literally way too many. i refuse to answer 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: dislike? kid's funny. i like having total control. and there's no excuse they can make to get out of it. 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: nothing particularly "weird". maybe when i was shitfaced. 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] it was aight. no but really, have you ever had a girl give you head then made out with them and thought "ahh..fuck" 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: you're asking the wrong person 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? i was a sexy teacher back in my day.. 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: whip cream 21: How big is too big: colossal is about right 22: One sexual thing you would never do: pull a manson (aka suck a dick...love the kid though) 23: Biggest turn on: a little waist attached to a big ass that i can bounce in my lap 24: Three spots that drive you insane: i'm getting tired of this shit. my abs, my dick, and in between my toes 25: Worst possible time to get horny: ....there is none. maybe church if i went 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? love it 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: dunno 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: no such thing 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: "you smell good". my claim to fame. 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: JUMANJI LMFAO WHAT. for the record i'm not picky. (bald or we can't hang) 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: nut. lol. let's go with no 32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking. surrender. i'm so clever 33: What your favorite part of your body? big toe 34: Favorite foreplay activities: kissing allll the way down 35: Love or  Sex? i'll take both 36: What do you wear to bed? boxers or nothing 37: When was the first time you masturbated: probably middle school with my mustache and braces (jk, no facial hair for me) 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? HA they're out there 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? summer? how about when it's not -999 degrees 40: Have/would you ever have sex in public? yes and yes 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? yes and yes 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? a slut 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?turn up ya bunsen burners 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? can't remember last time i traveled 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? synchronized beat fuck 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? girls who cook. that's nonsexual, right 47: Most attractive celebrity? kim kardass 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? lmao those are two very different things. i've never seen gay porn, might as well though on the big screen at the rave. everyone where puffy jackets and bring a sandwich. 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? legit sex? about two weeks preggers 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? i'm pretty sure those are all offline and in the depths of hell 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? looking at christmas lights 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)on my dick. a few people had a problem but fuck em, literally 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) haha yes because why the fuck not 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? fucking dope 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? done 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? probably beef teriyaki 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? i don't use that gay bullshit (edit from 2018: we out here -sons) 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?) i do not 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? fuck u 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? probably lol 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? pornstar all the way 62: Do you watch porn? yes mam 63: How small is too small? oh it's never too small 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? that's not really a term i get often, it's more like "pervert" "rapist" etc 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? it meant 2014 is upon us. and i still can't remember her name 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? single 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? love ett 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? i love that this is intended for girls but i can easily twist it to answer. i'll go with yeah, there's a problem 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? uh. fuck it. i'm saying yes 70: Booty or Boobs? making me pick between my children....probably ass 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? well what do you know 72: Have you ever been on an official date? yes 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) nothing really serious 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? sonnymia shootingstar 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) no and no 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? shut the fuck up 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina? confusion and despair. 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do? fuck off

[theinfamoussons]

An ode to the madness of Summer 2013, "Rave Is King" is something unexpected from the first thirty seconds to the very last song. It consists of all generations, making sure to include never before heard hot-off-the-press hits as well as legendary remixed gems from the past. All eight tracks are out for blood, containing something everyone can enjoy- house, rock, hardstyle, techno, and the list goes on. The perfect soundtrack to the best night of your life, and probably, your last.

Rating: Wers' Ass/69

8.18.13

[theinfamoussons]

A “True” Man

8.16.13

What makes a "true" man in your opinion? Some say a man could only be as great as his partner, others say it's physical strength, some say it's courage... I would like to know your views on the subject.‎ -yosh thanks for all the easy questions everyone. makes it a fucking breeze for me. shads wants me to call you granny, so: thanks granny. but fuck, dude... a true man? ask me in a few years when i've grown up a bit, lol. i'm the first to admit that i may not lead the most noble life or have the most honor, but do you really need to be a fucking saint in order to be a "true man"? in terms of societal pressures, i have never really fit into that category or fulfilled those qualities. it's definitely something i've struggled with in the past, and something that still comes back to haunt me. now, what exactly am i talking about? just what is expected of me and everyone else... be strong, smart, responsible, courageous, tough, honorable, basically fucking superman. it's taken me a while to realize that these expectations that i have for myself (or that others have for me) are just unrealistic at times. so to me, a true man is someone who makes mistakes, but owns up to their shit. life is about fucking up, and sometimes others (or yourself) leads you to believe there's no room for that. i don't want to name anyone, but there have been certain people in my life that have given me false views on what the true definition is  (obviously not talking about anonymous trolls, this is somthing much more serious), and i tried to listen for so many years. but it's something you don't learn from someone else. it's something you teach yourself. i'm going to happily say i'm still in the learning process of life...actually, that process never ends. you know what i mean. "experimental phase" i guess. sounds sketchy, but fuck it. wouldn't have it any other way, though. there is no "end goal" to life, you just die. there's no race to the finish, so take your fucking time learning who you are, making mistakes, and creating your own version of what YOU believe is "a true man."