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what is your ideal government system ?

the united states of pitbull is a democracy where no leaders are elected and a group of three people hold complete control. In this ideal system, dueling is legal and encouraged while ALL trucks and dentists are illegal. The short men (Great Van Feet) are the justices of the supreme court and are not allowed to leave the courthouse to prevent them from gaining too much influence.

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I’ve wanted to do this ever since I can remember

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Okay but

"you kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath"

PERFECTLY summarises Alastair and Charles

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were you written by a man or a woman?

neither, i’m just god’s trauma dumped OC

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Ngl the secret history made me realise that it is better to leave your pretentious college friends than being murdered or becoming a murderer. Because my impulsive self would have led me to either of the scenario.

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good morning to jake gyllenhaal and jake gyllenhaal only

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TAYLOR WROTE AND DIRECTED AN ALL TOO WELL SHORT FILM STARRING HERSELF, DYLAN OBRIEN AND SADIE SINK. IT’S OUT NOVEMBER 12TH. 

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you walk up to someone. you clear your throat. you open your mouth. you try to speak. your eyes go wide as you realise with horror

you are voiced by chris pratt

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something about shy men makes me want to eat them alive like a mantis

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Bitch 😂

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can’t talk right now, I’m doin hot squirrel shit 🐿

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i did more, obviously

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some of my favorite gvf reaction edits for your enjoyment and utilization.

credit- joshuakiszkateeth on instagram 🤍

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So edgy