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I made this cake (without the vinegar) on Sunday and it’s still delicious and moist and amazing

also this is one of the comments on the recipe and I’m still laughing about it:

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In a scale from Taron Egerton looking at Hugh Jackman

to Ezra Miller being touched by Colling Farrell

how good are you to hide your obviously gay desires?

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me: hi how are you?

customer: im returning this

me: *slaps my ass loud enough to deafen them* i said how are you

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when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”

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yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade

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FREE THEM

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Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators

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my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

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Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

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like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain

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Dear college bound friends,

Please do not start your essay with “Music has always been a big part of my life.” I get it. It’s the start of every. single, fricken, essay. And I know I probably made the same mistakes when I was writing mine. 

Love, 

A College Admissions Counselor

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Okay I’m trying to find this one particular meme… I’m hoping that with this rough recreation I just made in paint I can Stir Someone’s Memory and they can send me the true meme. It looks something like this:

I haven’t seen this meme in years but I love it so much, please

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Witnessed a fight earlier where one lad was screaming ‘you wanna go?!? You wanna fucking go?!?!’ At someone and one of his mates, holding him back, just went ‘nobody wants to go anywhere, dave’ And I’m fucking howling