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you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try
#yea so. i have a plan to finish my comic (at least a couple pages) in making adn it will involve McDonalds and spiderman#thank you podcast wizard for the wisdom
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An Amazing Spider-Man and Deadpool movie facing up the Gatekeeper (pun intended), and an army of giant spiders.
Gatekeeper goal would be to kill garfield's spiderman, claiming he's not worthy to be spiderman.
Deadpool: "GREAT, we don't have multiverse this time but it's the same plot of Miles"
On the final fight they start playing STOP THIS SONG, especially this part: 🎸🎸🎶It creeps in like a spider, can't be killed🎶🎸🎸
Bonus: Shailene Woodley's MJ
And Deadpool + Peter theme:
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me when sexualized design is appealing to me: I love being a pervert this is the correct way to be
me when sexualized design is not appealing to me: all of you are fucking lame and stupid get better taste
me when my heart is ripped off my torso by a dragon: oh fuck
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Random people giving their opinion: But because the fandom is now wanting a Deadpool and Spider-Man crossover movie, they don't even match each other and they're NOT FRIENDS!
Deadpool and Spider-Man, "not being friends":
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Guys remember that just getting through every day is maximum effort if life is a fucking nightmare
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Which one of you fuckers is voting no. I will boil you
Im so normal you can call me Norman the normal. Im very normal yeah oh yeah. Doing the normal person boogie rn
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*Jigsaw voice* You have ten seconds to come up with a better name for when you want the two Ghostfaces from Scream (1996) to have sex than "Stuilly" or I'll hold you down and make you eat a dried up sidewalk worm.
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Somebody should write one of those preppy upbeat songs where there’s rhythmic clapping in between verses and up until that point it’s a normal early 2000’s feel good banger, and then the clapping just doesn’t stop.
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Forbidden romance: An AMERICAN 🇺🇸 🏈🗽🦅 and a, canadian…
#HELP ME#pretty lovey-dovey esc rose frame around peter matched up with him saying“Brother i know that house arrest aint over”is peak humor to me#i imagine wade saying something like“ yeaaahhhh but its lonely in my house without youuuuu🥺”#or flirting. like extreme competitive levels of flirting. tryna get into the Olympic simp finals level
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remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign
#never watched a single episode of Naruto before except for when my mother forced it upon me when i was like 7#i wonder if this lore accurate#it would be funny if he was like. weak as shit or smth and his figurine was out here lifting motorcycles
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make out sessions with the bf xxx
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putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"
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PSA for all Deadpool and Wolverine fanfic writers: Stop writing Logan at a normal weight!
In the comics Logan is 5'3. Everyone knows that. What most don't know is that even at 5'3 he weighs 300 lbs. His skeleton is metal. He's real dense. Man cannot get in a body of water, he will sink every time (this is cannon).
What does that mean for movie!Logan?
He's gonna weigh a lot more. Hugh Jackman is 6'2! He is 11 inches taller than comic!Logan. That means 11 inches of more skeleton metal. He probably weighs closer to like 400lbs. If not more.
When he lays on top of someone, they will feel it. Good luck getting him off of whoever he slept on top of. Good luck breathing.
Edit: @vigilantsycamore did the math and apparently Logan would be closer to 500lbs. Everyone thank them for blessing us with math
#OH MY GOD#thus is so funny to me idk why#im just. in hysterics#wade tries to lift up logan while he sleeps to surprise him and breaks his spine in like 5 seconds flat
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Being a mutate instead of a mutant sucks so bad like “ohhhh look at me I wanna be a mutant so bad but I wasn’t born special”
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Tony: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateurs.
Peter: That sounds like a challenge.
Tony: I can't stress this enough, that is not a challenge.
Peter: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!
Tony [losing hairs]: There is no challenge!
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tumblr? tiktok did not like this video.
but y'all?
i think y'all will know what to do with it.
#i can tell why tbh and that makes me sadeer than it should#but anyways i xant wait ti go home and actually listen ti the audio
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Im so normal you can call me Norman the normal. Im very normal yeah oh yeah. Doing the normal person boogie rn
#normal#normal guy#normal man#very normal boy#normalest boy to ever boy#unnormalness? never heard of er#soooooo normal#normal person boogie
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