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Supernatural throughout all the last season: so here is the list of all the things that would make the ending bad, right?

Everyone: *checks the list*

Everyone: Yeah, that’s right

Supernatural: Great, thanks.

Supernatural: *writes “series finale script” on the top of the said list*

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In another life, I would be your man, We’d keep all our promises, be us against the world. In another life, I would make you stay, So I don’t have to say you were the one that got away. The one that got away…

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Here’s my “what should have happened”

Sam and dean head back and dean and cas have an emotional reunion, they’re all a happy family together and also jack could be there and see his dads again

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I love how Cas is out there helping Jack fix heaven but couldn’t stop by while Dean THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE was dying

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what if in order to wake Cas up, Dean has to get into his memories, and he finds him in the barn on the night they met, and, mirroring the scene with Mary, he has to talk Cas out of the dream, and the only thing that works is him confessing

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY BRING BACK EILEEN IN S15?

WHY THE FUCK CAS’ POWERS WERE FAILING THROUGHOUT THE S15?

WHY THE FUCK ALL THIS FOCUS ON DEAN’S CHARACTER GROWTH, IF YOU END UP KILLING HIM ON A FUCKING NAIL FOR SAM JUST LIKE S2?

WHY CAS SACRIFICED HIMSELF, DEATH WAS DYING ANYWAY?

WHY FUCKING “I LOVE YOU”?

WHY ALL THIS TALK ABOUT THE EMPTY STILL BEING AWAKE IN 15X19??

WHY THE FUCK I DECIDED TO WATCH THIS SHOW ALL THESE YEARS AGO?

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Supernatural was somehow both the gayest and the most homophobic show I’ve seen.

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When I said I wanted to see Dean get nailed to a wall in the finale this is not what I meant

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"they have to bring back Cas, there's literally no other storyline to resolve!" well it turns out you can always make a new storyline for the finale, involving some random children to be rescued from uhhh *spins the fortune wheel* evil mime barn cult vampires

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Cas : I love you

Everyone : Dean?!

Dean :

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No one:

Sam: 

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If I had a dollar everytime writers chose incest over slowburn relationship with great potential, subtext and chemistry in my favorite tv shows I'd have $2 which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

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it’s okay guys I found the secret good Supernatural ending 

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congratulations to the spn writers for managing to discover the opposite of fanservice!!

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Supernatural @ Dean Winchester 15x18: You’re the kindest, most selfless human being. You been through so much, you sacrificed everything for this world for love. You are love. You are the best of humanity. Worthy of saving, worthy of divine, unconditional love. 

Supernatural @ Dean Winchester 15x20: bitch you thought! you’re nothing but your little brother’s blunt plot device 

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Society if Jensen Ackles wrote the series finale of Supernatural: