it gets funnier the longer you look
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What I fear in 2020 is that what the left will do is “cancel” any democratic candidate for not ticking off enough boxes on their woke/unproblematic checklist. I already know the left loves to pick any and every issue apart on some bizarre quest for moral purity. Every mound of dirt is a hill to die on. That holier than thou mindset results in apathy; they end up not voting because no candidate is perfect enough for them. Then we end up with 4 more years of Trump just because a candidate may have said something 12 years ago about polyamorous lithiosexuals or some dumb shit.
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Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is.
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Jurassic Congress
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the cha cha slide in full metal armor
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This might actually be the most cursed tweet I’ve ever seen
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people: wrinkles ugly :/
me, a connesiur of the arts:
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Ratchet and clank is the best game.. it makes me feel like I’m being hugged
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