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you know what, i know too much about america. social media is so american-centric i could probably tell you more about there than my home country. i would like to forget some information about america please. i would like for someone to say “I am from Oregon” and for me to reply “haha is that some kind of herb?”. please erase america from my knowledge. thank you

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Scotts

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Tbh I assume everyone on here is lgbtq+ if you’re straight you’ll have to come out to me

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i love straight people because i’ll be doubting my sexuality then talk to straight people for 2 seconds and get struck by a bolt of queerness so strong it powers me for the rest of the semester. god bless

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The Apartment , Billy Wilder , 1960.

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GUYS

HEY YOU GUYS

WATCH THIS

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What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?

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My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house

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jury duty cat

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this is so fucking funny

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Titane (2021) | dir. Julia Ducournau

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for the record this IS an apple hate zone yes I have an android phone yes I have a bulky PC with its own USB port yes I use wired headphones. you can go ahead and try to fight me on it but keep in mind how scrappy I must be considering I’m broke as shit and have nothing to lose and can guarantee my phone screen won’t shatter in the brawl