thekingsphinx

[thekingsphinx]

Been playing Hades 2

[thekingsphinx]

can persephone please catch a break cuz that’s twice now she hasn’t been able to raise her kids due to divine fuckery 🫠

[thekingsphinx]

i put this on twitter but it feels like the sort of thing i should subject everyone to

[thekingsphinx]

Having a much older, much more experienced person tell you you're doing well in your shared hobby is better than crack, especially when the hobby tends to be 80% retired ppl. Like, hell yeah I'm gonna get a good grade in birdwatching and I'm not even 50. Child prodigy moment

[thekingsphinx]

kris sure knows how to set an example

[COMMS OPEN if interested]

[thekingsphinx]

ok, I just started playing Hades and oh my fucking gods (literally) this game is meant for me as a history major focusing on Ancient myths and cultures. I'm nerding out so bad, I love these guys so much and the Zag Man means the world to me and DIONYSUS IS SO HOT! CHAOS AS A NONBINARY ENTITY WHO CREATED THE WORLD BUT IS A BIT OF A TRICKSTER (and seems so autistic coded) I love them! I'm so excited for Hades ii and I am praying Odysseus is in it.

[thekingsphinx]

Did i just smell someone who didn't get 8 hours of sleep last night?

[thekingsphinx]

It’s just a girl and her human toddler sized frog against the world

[thekingsphinx]

aaaAAAAAAAA MY SPECIAL INTERESTS ARE COLLIDING I WANT THIS TATTOOED ON THE INSIDE OF MY EYELIDS HOLY SHIT ITS B E A U T I F U L

"Mr Achilles sir who's this freak working in the Administrative Chambers and talking about how he misses something called a "laptop" " - Zag, probably

anyways Somewhere Else au but Jon and Martin get isekai'd into Hades (the smoke laurel is Martin's doing)

jarchivist only under cut!

hes jarchiving all over the place

[thekingsphinx]

Edit to link to the original below!

https://www.tumblr.com/dreamingdeadly/711856974370865154?source=share

[thekingsphinx]

Martin, in the lonely: I have an ace up my sleeve

The Lonely, certain it has Martin 100% in its domain: ????

(Shouting in the distance): MAHHH-TIN‽ MAHTIN!

[thekingsphinx]

My co-worker showed me this and had me rolling lol

[thekingsphinx]

I love how genuinely unhinged tumblr probably seems to the rest of the internet like yeah. we are all lying in waiting with bloodlust in our eyes for the ides of march and the rest of the them all have no idea

[thekingsphinx]

[thekingsphinx]

[thekingsphinx]

Split au reigen? 👀

I’m so tired at work today ahaha

[thekingsphinx]

Odypen with the down boy meme? :3 :3333

teehee