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it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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nam-gyu checking his nails after killing a bunch of people is actually so funny. he didnt give a fuck about anything and was having the time of his life during hide and seek 😭

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tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times
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When reid started rambling to Hotch in s7e7 and ge just goes, "I'm rambling, aren't I?" And hotch just goes "yes"
It's so soft and sweet. Hotch is so much nicer about it. He would have listened to whatever Reid had to say..
It just makes me happy.
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AARON HOTCHNER - SUIT JACKET in 10x22 “Protection.”
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i'll defend fanfic for my whole life. like the joy it brings is genuinely transformative and indulgent in a way unique to the genre. it isn't meant for a market, it isn't meant to be sold or marketed. it is born out of such care and passion for a media that one must write and must share it, so other folks can enjoy it to. for no other reason than love and joy. do you know how special that is? especially in our current social and political climate.
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sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc
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Inspired by “summer slips underneath our tongues” of lapsus_calami_21 (ao3)
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