thekittenkaboodle

[thekittenkaboodle]

there is literally nothing funnier nor hotter than the subsection of saw fanfic that has to be tagged like "not dubcon just strahm being strahm" like YES princess keep bitching 🗣️🗣️🗣️ never let anyone know a moment of peace

[thekittenkaboodle]

everyone give me your freakiest saw headcanons and prompts go

[thekittenkaboodle]

Any character that is cocky and arrogant and a bit of an asshole can be humbled if you just keep feeding them and pampering and praising them until they're so mesmerized by your spoiling that they're no longer evil anymore. btw. Stealing honey's quote. Guy who is so full of themselves getting full of food instead.

[thekittenkaboodle]

Fat men, it is your duty towards society to wear shirt sizes too small so that the general public can see your belly hang out beneath the hem.

[thekittenkaboodle]

COME BACK DOWN TO MY KNEES

*tagged w twitter username

sorry for my long absence it will happen again

[thekittenkaboodle]

[thekittenkaboodle]

only logical choice

[thekittenkaboodle]

adam feverishly grabbing at lawrence's fat rolls for purchase while he rides him btw

[thekittenkaboodle]

scale of 1-10 how normal is it to wake up at 7 am and immediately have a 3 hour JO sesh

[thekittenkaboodle]

bottom strahm if you can hear us, please save us…

aka another lazy coffinshipping scribble as usual

[thekittenkaboodle]

let's see if i get scruffed for this one lmao

[thekittenkaboodle]

Being a fat person with a fat kink is an act of self love. There’s truly no kind of validation like seeing fat bodies like mine and loving them. If I can’t get to a point where I love my own body, then at least I can send love to fat bodies in the universe, and receive that love back in an indirect way

[thekittenkaboodle]

tumblr shows u the hottest ppl alive with the same kinks as u, same politics as u, same interests as u, same taste in music as u, same sense of humour as u and they allllllll live on neptune or the mariana trench or somethin -.-

[thekittenkaboodle]

mutual_01 liked your post!

mutual_01_but_horny reblogged your post!

Me: a shame my beloved mutual did not reblog my post, though I am placated by the favor of this sexual stranger

[thekittenkaboodle]

& btw amanda who is so touch starved, so desperate for any shred of attention, so used to cruelty that she salivates at the very thought of perez hurting her & pesters her at every turn to elicit a response, to goad her into putting her in her place VS. perez who is rapidly putting together that amanda is a pathetic little beast who hasn't been shown kindness once in her life and turns into a complete unsure mess when perez gives her the barest of positive interaction

& yuuuup they have crazy sometimes intense sometimes tender bi girl sex about it

[thekittenkaboodle]

A vision came to me, and I just HAD to draw my own Hoff-lingerie. My proudest piece yet NSNXNA.

[thekittenkaboodle]

somebody who jacks off to the selfies i send them could fix me. i wanna send a pic and u reply w an audio msg telling me i look sooo pretty (ur voice is shaky and i can hear u pumping ur wet cock in the bg ???)