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My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

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but yall aint ready for all this

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Went to an estate sale today at the house of someone who used to make teddy bears and I got a tiny pair of teddy bear glasses for a dollar.

They fit my cat skull perfectly!

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Neglects tumblr and comes back with yaoi²

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I am so fucking happy!!! This is working!!!

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round

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my spouse and i disagree

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I wanted to make one of those one-sheet-of-paper zines :)

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The real reason Phil didn't save Techno for 3 months

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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finally drew my man c!Techno as a boar!!

this was a twitter request for a moment when c!Techno and c!Phil meet Exdee for the first time. Phil realizes who they're dealing with immediately, and Techno just doesn't care, he just wants his table

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in honour of the deltarune news im once again remembering my funniest memory of it which was opening the game unspoiled, entering my name as "chris" and then being absolutely fucking bewildered when the game told me I couldn't make my own choices and would instead have to be called. kris

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how come people always designate techno as the "bad at emotions" one when talking about techno and phil. the second techno trusts someone enough to let them in, he's fucking ride or die, he'll profess his love to them three times daily while giving them the equivilant of a fucking royal treasury's worth of gifts. meanwhile phil's the living embodiment of this meme

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Never buying second hand Manga ever again 🙏