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Life is amazing.... At least when you're a giant bully

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All your arrogant alpha energy goes away as soon as this beast shows you how inferior you are

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Come on buddy, jump a little higher hahahaha I'm not even at my maximum height

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I wish them luck in the match, they will need it little ones

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“You’re coming over tonight, right, boi? I have a massive cock here that has been waiting for you to worship it! I can’t wait to make you worship every inch of this muscular bod and have you cum all over yourself as I give you the greatest fucking of your life! Hahaha!!”

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“Alright, little man! I beat you in the wrestling match so now you gotta offer up that tight little ass to me as your sacrifice! But we both know how much you’re gonna enjoy getting absolutely dominated by my Godly bod! You’re gonna worship this muscle and I’m gonna cum deep inside of you! And that’s how it’ll be between us from now on! Hahaha!!”

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I'm sorry kid, but as a soldier I don't think you have much of a future, but... As a boot shiner hahahaha you will be perfect

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Hahahaha there is nothing better than after winning a game I force the captain of the losing team to clean my shoes

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Hahahahaha seriously boy, it's so easy to be a bully when I can do this effortlessly

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- Ok dwarf, let me tell you that I don't give a shit if you think it's inappropriate to be "half-naked" around the world, I know that seeing a man as big and imposing as me makes you feel so pathetic and depressing, I'm an alpha and I'll do whatever I want, so, if I see you around again I'll use your face as a bath mat

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- nice car, it is your little boy?

-... Ammm y, y, yes

-Hahaha cool, we want a picture with him

-y, y, yes

- Make sure to highlight these muscles lol

*Take the photo *

- r, r, ready

- Haha thanks little man, by the way I think I dented your car a bit when I put my foot on it, lol I guess it was too heavy for your car toy, anyway fix it

-y, y, yes sir

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The solution that a giant colossus gave when he heard about the "scarcity of food"

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-Hello dwarfs, I'm here to do a surprise review of this building

-- Haha, shit, haha I guess it didn't pass the test, make this stuff more resistant to the next one, little friends

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