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Spooky Pallet Smashin’ Huntress

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Particularly if you live in Texas, please vote, just for the schadenfreude. Can you even imagine if Texas goes blue. Can you even imagine Ted Cruz losing. I’m getting giddy just thinking about the conservative meltdown. There is literally zero path to the Presidency for Republicans that doesn’t include Texas. If they have to sweat bullets for the next forever thinking that Texas might be a left-leaning state… guys, this just sounds like a fun time.

Vote for Beto for the schadenfreude.

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Research indicates that a fan-favorite stage will re-open for battles tomorrow! Piranha Pit, located in a mysterious quarry, is famous for its industrial style and tricky conveyor belts. It’s hard to convey just how important the conveyor belts are, so perhaps you should experience it for yourself. Wapow!

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Shoutout to Ray Narvaez Jr for the $10K donation

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Elyse breaks the Wheel of Vengeance!

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Lobster Claws

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miles is here!!

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Rooster Teeth is live with Extra Life Fundraiser, it’s going on for 24hours.

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I found this beautiful and pretty hard-hitting Welcome to Night Vale quote and really wanted to illustrate it. So, here it is, and here’s to everyone going through a rough patch atm <3

“Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and heaving. Don’t worry.”- Episode 31.5, Condos.  

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I come back once a year just to drop a semi-relevant meme and then leave like a thief in the night.

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after a calculating and shocking toll was taken, studies indicate the final answer is ‘Yes’

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My absolute least favorite thing about the Death Note adaptation is the realization that there are people out there, whether they enjoyed the movie or not, who will never understand how complex and amazingly-written the real Death Note story and the actual character of Light Yagami are.

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#blackgirlmagic More towns need to put their trust in Black Women…She’s certainly getting the job done if ppl want to keep her. Congratulations, Mayor Brown.

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Live from Trump Tower

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so i’m riding the elevator up to my apartment when the emergency phone in the elevator starts ringing 

and i just stand there for a second because this thing is like thirty years old and has never rung or even been used from what i know

but eventually i answer it thinking maybe something’s wrong with the elevator?? it’s an emergency phone it’s probably an emergency??? i dunno

except i shit you not it’s a telemarketer 

a telemarketer that’s as confused as i am when i finally interrupt him mid-spiel to inform him he has the wrong number and then interrupt him again to explain further that “uh, no, seriously, this is an elevator phone. i’m standing in an elevator. talking to you. on the emergency phone. i really think you got the wrong number”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“yeah,” i say.

there’s some mutually-confused silence.

“so, this is my stop,” i say. “i gotta go.”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“good luck,” i add, because telemarketer guy seems like he’s having an existential crisis. and then i hang up on him, because he’s having an existential crisis and won’t actually end the call, and because again i’m talking on an elevator emergency phone and, you know, this is my stop, i gotta go.